I ASK YOU, YOU ASK ME

[Emz]

Wish you were my next door neighbour in that case

 

Erm, probably today, had this daft idea that I could make a desk out of an old cabinet and legs from a pine bed

 

Us woman just aren't cut out for DIY, its a mans job

 

Favourite song?

[little onions]

"You do something to me" - Paul Weller.

 

What, in your opinion, is the best way to cook dogfish?"

[Elton]

Doused in petrol, gas mark 10.

 

Have you ever put the eye of a newt in that cauldron of yours?

[tuggs]

only once by mistake when it should have been toads ear

 

what do you use yours for?

[little onions]

No!

 

What would you like to be turned into?

[kendo]

a grown up please

 

 

what do grown ups do?

[ayjay]

Whatever they want.

 

How many beans make five?

[kendo]

four

 

 

who's got a cough?

[Emz]

Not me

 

Have you get any 'pet' fish?

[MJB]

No

 

 

Does this look infected ?