A smart-dumb blonde joke

[Newt]

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

 

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

 

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

 

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

 

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

 

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

[Vagabond]

[Scapanapper]

That's shocking!!

[kendo]

[Huge_Vitae]

[severus]

Speaking of Mexico, here's a riddle:

 

What has six balls and f..ks Mexicans?

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Lotto

[BIG MAC]

nice

[argyll]

Where do you hide your jewellery from a mexican burglar ? Under the soap

[Emz]

LOL!

 

I've heard the first one before, but it was worded differently.

 

A blonde goes to a curtain shop to get curtains for her monitor. She asks the sales man if hes got any which are frilly and pink and will fit her screen.

 

The sale man asks why she wants curtains for her monitor.....

 

...to which she replys "Hellooooooo I've got Windows!"

 

Emz

[severus]

Why do Mexicans like to drive cars with little steering wheels?

 

So they can drive with handcuffs on.