How about this for a bit of fun?

[kleinboet]

Gooie Naand almal, as julle wil n pos he in a vreemde taal dan hier is it.

 

Ek het Woendag gaan visvang en het mielies gebreik vir aas. Ek het n paar gooie vissies gevang.

 

[ 18. March 2005, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: kleinboet ]

[Guest Ferret1959]

Ik zoek een Zuidafrikaanse vertaler maar te vinden niets. Ik zal enkel met de Nederlanders plakken aangezien Afrikaans hoe dan ook mostley het Nederlands is.

[Cartman]

Don't you just LOVE the closed season

[kleinboet]

meerkat(FERRET) - As jy n vertaaling wil he ven hierdie pos al wat jy moet doen is gee vir my n bel of n privaat woordskap. Alhoevel Afrikaans is naaby Hollandse, daar is verskile, dit sal jy sien as jy n Hollandse vertaaler kry!

 

[ 19. March 2005, 07:51 AM: Message edited by: kleinboet ]

[Guest Ferret1959]

Nr., kann nicht die ganze es lesen. Was ich heraus bilden kann, ist kein sinnvoll, was so überhaupt. Sind Sie Sie eine lokale Jargonversion von Africkaans verwendend?

[bluezulu]

shut up!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Ferret1959]

bluezulu:

shut up!!!!!!!!!

Вы реально не понимаете делаете вас? И вы человеком с чувств юмора. Получите сортировано с хорошим переводчиком и соедините внутри на потехе.

 

[ 19. March 2005, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: Ferret1959 ]

[Andrew Boyd]

Teh fyl on teh tioelt saet wsa fde up, in fcat he got pseisd off.

[chesters1]

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Вы реально не понимаете делаете вас? И вы человеком с чувств юмора. Получите сортировано с хорошим переводчиком и соедините внутри на потехе

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is it : Mr blake the innkeeper stared over the top of his dusty barrels ,one eye getting a good veiw down the busty wine drinking girl's cleavage at the bar just 3 feet away ,so much was exposed that he could see next weeks washing and being bra-less he realised it was her knicker top he glimpsed.

the other eye was kept firmly on the door for his wife ,once a catch herself now blown up to the size of a small moose with the temper of a wild boar having its nadds sawn off with a blunt knife ,it has been many years since he saw that much of his wife ,he poured himslf another large scotch and hid his excitement behind a towell whilst whistfully remembering when he'd been that girls age

[chesters1]

quote:

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Nr., kann nicht die ganze es lesen. Was ich heraus bilden kann, ist kein sinnvoll, was so überhaupt. Sind Sie Sie eine lokale Jargonversion von Africkaans verwendend?

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is it: A whip cracked and the team started on its inspan ,a small leather faced man and his wife smiled to themselves as they realised they had done it.

yes they had done it and done it good ,all those years of searching ,barely existing as human beings in their quest ,hot days and cold nights and few things in between but staring through binoculars and moving on .

day in day out the years dragged past untill it was but a blur of hardship and desperation.

but now things were different their quest fullfilled and the knowledge that this meagre existance was over ,if they can get back to civilisation before their remaining oxen died they would be saved.

all their tracks were covered ,the entrance to the legendary mine well hidden its location only known to themselves ,just one more week and it would be over ,just one more week ,just one.

their wagon groaned under the weight of its cargo ,all of it green and the size of pidgeons eggs ,one more week one more week and we'd be rich ,these sprouts will fetch a high price in the city and the sprout mine's location safe in their heads for next year.