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poledark

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A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the

>>rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled

>>hello to him.

>>

>>He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and

>>although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he

>>says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I

>>thought you might be the father of one of my children !

>>

>>His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,

>>Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I

> shagged

>>on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped

>>me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse

>>

>>No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher

 

Den

"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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chesters1 Member

chesters1

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:D:D:D classic

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Snatcher Member

Snatcher

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:):):) wicked

 

 

Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend

HERE

 

babyforavatar.jpg

 

Me when I had hair

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Steve Burke

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:D:D:D

Wingham Specimen Coarse & Carp Syndicates www.winghamfisheries.co.uk Beautiful, peaceful, little fished gravel pit syndicates in Kent with very big fish. 2017 Forum Fish-In Sat May 6 to Mon May 8. Articles http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/steveburke.htm Index of all my articles on Angler's Net

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