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chesters1 Member

chesters1

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my sister inlaw called her sprog rupert badger

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Tony U Member

Tony U

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What about Mr Kerr's son, Juan?

Tony

 

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

 

 

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John Ellison Member

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I worked with a chap once called Charlie Fuchs.

He was a great bloke but he was so embarrassed by his name he changed it by deed poll to

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Bill Fuchs :D:D:D

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any fellow - creature, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

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severus Member

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Names in the News

 

From the crime column of the Lewisville (Texas) Leader, Feb. 14: arrested on charges of drug possession, driving while intoxicated, and driving without a license: Mr. Fred Flintstone, 34. And taken into custody in February in Miami to begin serving a one-year sentence on alien-smuggling charges: a Chinese national whose given name is King Kong. And an obituary from the Fort Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram, Dec. 2: Mr. Dom Perigion Champagne, whose parents were Mr. Jeron Champagne and Ms. Perfect Engelberger. [Lewisville Leader, 2-14-05] [Tampa Tribune, 2-6-05] [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 12-2-04]

Be good and you will be lonely.
~ Mark Twain

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Westie Member

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My old man heard a story about a patient who went to see her GP to tell him that she'd changed her name. She was called Brenda Pillock.

 

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Mary Pillock.

 

Nice. :D

Westie.

 

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

 

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i nearly named my boat the "mary hinge" but my wife wouldn't let me

Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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Tog Member

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I know a Dick Shiner, (I think you'l need a bit of spit on that to get a good sheen).

His son (named after his father) has changed his name to Knob Polisher.

Jealousy: totally irrational anger directed at people who happen to be richer, prettier, thinner, cleverer and more successful than you are.
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