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Chris Goddard Member

Chris Goddard

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EE! Bye!! Gum!!! What's that horrible smell??? Has someone let a cow in here?? No it's much stronger than that. MUST BE BULLSH1T!!!!!

 

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Alan Roe Member

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Aye Lad Thou woulds't recognise the aroma being a Tyke and all for tis the fuel that yonder strange county of yorkshire runs upon. :P:P:D:D:D

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical

minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which

holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd

by the clean end"

Cheers

Alan

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John S Member

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Just to add a bit of fuel to the flames

 

Do you know that Lancashire is described in the Doomsday Book as "A piece of land between Yorkshire and the Irish Sea".... :D

 

Come on you Whites :P

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Oh John, they will tremble in fear as they approach our illustreous county.....and so they should.

 

Bulldog, we will have words.......just as soon as I find your phone number :D

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Alan Roe Member

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Nay Phil lad tha won't find my number as true to tyke tradition the thought of paying for the call will cause thee to turn as white as the Yorkshire rose :P:D:D

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical

minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which

holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd

by the clean end"

Cheers

Alan

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LOLOL :D

Nuff said...game set and match I think.

to you 'orrible lancashire folks

There's nowt so quear as folk, particularly over tha side of t'penines, so why not stay there and leave t'fishin' to those as knows how!!

 

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Nay lad we have fer 't' keep sending missionary over t' penines fer ta stop thee eatin thy relatives in that dark and strange county.

 

Lets face it Lancashire has given the world many gormets delights: Tripe and Onions Black puddin Cowheel pies potted Lytham shrimps. Whats the Tykes managed??? Yorkshire pud!!!! half a pound of stodgy batter call that a delicacy??

 

Nay lads when it come t' fishin thou art going fer t' be like thy puddin.....battered!!!

:D:D:D

 

And the only times you win at cricket is when we let you, to encourage you to keep trying!! :D

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical

minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which

holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd

by the clean end"

Cheers

Alan

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