Caption Competition

[Chris Shaw]

1. Gray wins the bet, when he gets Darrel bending down in public wearing rubber.

 

2. Les Battersby from Coronation St auditions for a part in Match Anglers Do It In Waders.

 

[ 19 July 2002, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Chris Shaw ]

[Waterman]

That's the worst case of Rickets I've seen in years

[MarkV]

1) Nothing stopping me appearing on V Graham Norton now...

 

2) Does my tackle go inside or outside?

 

p.s. You probably have to be a viewer of V Graham Norton to appreciate the sort of things some people get up to!

[LOUGHNANE]

My "Ding Dong" is just too big for these waders,do u have them in XXL?

 

*scott*

[Chris63]

Alright boy's, the jokes over - can I have my false leg back now!

 

I know skinny legs are in vogue, but since when did the tackle trade design boots around Kate Moss' legs!

[Chris Playle]

Try Number One:

 

When Darell landed a part-time job down the local pub as "Ladies Night Entertainer", the landlord gave him forty quid to go and find something "tight, a little risque, perhaps leather or rubber".

 

Try Number Two:

 

Darrell: "Come on Gray, be honest with me. I'm counting on your opinion here. I can take it. Just let me know one thing."

Gray (laughing) : "Yeah sure mate, what?"

Darrell: "Will my bum look big in these?"

 

Tight Lines

 

Chris.

[DenisO]

If I can just get my leg up on the counter I can practise my par de ders (spelling)

[Gray-Catchpole]

 

Quick someone throw me a beach ball, Darrell`s doing his seal impersonation again, HONK HONK.

[Bretty]

"It's good to see David Seaman is enjoying his new job!"

 

"Sparked by the recent Spiderman film, Our would be super heroes search high and low for suitable outfits."

 

Bretty

[Peter Waller]

ONE And where does the pad go?

 

TWO These should prevent a nasty surprise from that blessed sheep with an evil glint of retaliation in its eye!!