Mrs. Elton

[phonebush]

Elton,

Good for you! When we found out our firs was on the way I told my lovely bride Pecious now that I've done the hard part surly she should be able to do the rest. Raising kids is like falling off a limb.

Phone

You should start practicing "yes dear" right away.

[Steve Randles]

Congratulations to Tanya and yourself.

 

I hope everything goes smoothly over the next few months and we all look forward to the first pictures of Baby Elton when he arrives...Or baby Tanya who undoubtably will be late...

 

As an aside to this and knowing your passion for gathering domain names, have you regged babymurph.com yet?

[Chris Goddard]

Congrats and all best wishes now and for the future Elton!!

Glad someone could take over the baby making business as I have just given It up!!

Mine are now 23 and 21 and both away!!

It's great, the next best thing is actually watching the birth!!!! How something so perfect can come out of all that screaming, cursing, painful anguish etc., etc. And the wife will get a bit upset too if she is true to form!!

 

Chris

[Roy M]

Hey Elton,

Not been either fishing or on the site for a long while. Been suffering a bit with my health (as usual) but it's my pleasure to put my first posting in months to such a good subject. Congratulations to you both. Good luck. As for raising kids? You'll p**s it mate. Good to be back.

Roy

[poledark]

Simple message from me and the missus,"Congratulations to you both"

 

Den & Hazel

[davidP]

BABY(1) USER COMMANDS BABY(1)

 

NAME

BABY - create new process from two parent processes

 

SYNOPSIS

 

BABY [ -sex ] [ -name ]

 

DESCRIPTION

 

BABY is initiated when one parent process polls another server

process through a socket connection (BSD) or through pipes in the

System V implementation. BABY runs at a low priority for approximately

40 weeks then terminates with heavy system load. Most systems require

constant monitoring when BABY reaches its final stages of execution.

 

Older implementations of BABY required that the initiating

process not be present at the time of completion. In these versions

the initiating process is awakened and notified of the results upon

completion. Modern versions allow both parent processes to be active

during the final stages of BABY.

 

OPTIONS

 

-sex

option indicating type of process created.

 

-name

process identification to be attached to the new process.

 

RESULT

Successful execution of the BABY(1) results in new process

being created and named. Parent processes then typically broadcast

messages to all other processes informing them of their

new status in the system.

 

BUGS

The SLEEP command may not work on either parent processes for some

time afterward, as new BABY processes constantly send interrupts

which must be handled by one or more parent.

 

BABY processes upon being created may frequently dump

in /tmp requiring /tmp to be cleaned out frequently by one

of the parent processes.

 

SEE ALSO

sleep(1) dump(8) cry(3)

 

[ 20. October 2002, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: davidP ]

[Elton]

Folks,

 

Many thanks for the kind comments. Still trying to come to terms with the fact that Tania will be almost as fat as me for a while

 

I've found out that Recaro do bucket seats for babies, so all is not lost in the "looking cool in my Evo" front....phew!

 

Elton

[Elton]

Elton:

 

 

Still trying to come to terms with the fact that Tania will be almost as fat as me for a while

Eddie just sent me this. It's so true!!

 

[little onions]

Warmest wishes as you two embark for this amazing voyage.

Obviously your first, as you ask 'what's in a name' in your recent posting.

Three weeks from now you will doubtless know "what" is in every name ever thought of.

Enjoy this special time together.

Blessed Be.

[mpbdsnu]

Congratulations Elton - best wishes to the missus!