bra sizes

[Alan Taylor]

Have you ever wondered why bra sizes are ABCDEF?

 

My theory is...

 

A = almost

 

B = better

 

C = cute

 

D = dam good

 

E = enormous

 

F = fake

 

Alan(nl)

[Chris Plumb]

 

Chris

[little onions]

O.K. so now you have to consider AA and DD, don't think there's a double F, and don't know why B,C, and E aren't doubles either.

[Newt]

Is AA sorta like A- or something? Mossie bites would be about like that I think.

[nursejudy]

AA more like 2 fried eggs !!!! nurse judy xxxx

[Excalibur]

When I went to buy one for the wife, the lady in the shop said" What size is your wife? "

" Thirteen and threequarters " quoth I .

" How do you come to that figure? " she said.

" Well my hat is six and seven eighths, and one of them fits in that! "

[Alan Taylor]

Excalibur:

Just got in from work, got a glass of whiskey by my side, just took a mouthful while I was reading your comments, I now have a screen full of whiskey and my teeth flew out, bounced off the screen and ended up in the whiskey glass. Great shot for a non snooker player.

Sonja came running in thinking I was having a heart attack, she needed to get on the computer to make sure the insurance is paid up. Dinner will be a bit late tonight as she is trying to convert hat sizes to boob sizes. Oh well such is life on Anglers Net

 

Alan(nl)

[chesters1]

mmmmmm fried eggs , never had the feeder/breeder urge

(large t**s ,large hips) i like em small mmmmm sweet

[Alan Taylor]

chesters1:

mmmmmm fried eggs , never had the feeder/breeder urge

(large t**s ,large hips) i like em small mmmmm sweet

Wife looking over your shoulder again Chesters?

[Alan Taylor]

nursejudy:

AA more like 2 fried eggs !!!! nurse judy xxxx

Too hot to handle or covered in OIL :confused:

Alan(nl)