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Could not resist snapping this little piccie in the office car park earlier today.

 

Now I thought that the only reason for owning one of these little horrors was that they took up less space in the car park. The bike was not even there when this joker abondoned his or perhaps her car this morning.

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Idiots. Rude idiots since even if the person can't tell where the car is going it should be obvious when he/she exits and sees the lines.

 

A nice way to point out their bad behavior to them but is harmless is to gather a couple of friends and a watermellon.

 

- Slice the mellon in half lengthwise.

- Lift the end of the auto with the driving wheels

- insert a watermellon half under each wheel.

 

They can get away but only after they've worn thru the mellon. It's usually interesting when the tires go from a very slick surface to the pavement in a hurry. :D

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Hi Newt

 

Nice idea but I am not sure if it would work with one of these horrible little things. They are electric and the battery would probably be flat before it had managed to get through the melon skins.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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aanthony:

What are the odds on it being a female driver! :P

Well I have seen two others around here and they are both manned by blokes. I will be watching this one and I will let you know.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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They are electric and the battery would probably be flat before it had managed to get through the melon skins.

Sorry corydoras,but electric they aren't.

They are powered by a 3-cylinder petrol suprex turbo engine of 698 cc with charge cooling,which produces either 50bhp or 61bhp.

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the thing that annoys me is when you go in a carpark at pull into a space where the car next door has gone over the line this means to be able to get out of the drivers door YOU have to park over the line. on returning to your car the first one has gone and to everyone about its YOU that cant park :mad: :)

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Come off it Chesters, that is the worst excuse I have ever heard. :D

 

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Originally posted by chesters1:

the thing that annoys me is when you go in a carpark, pull into a space where the car next door has gone over the line this means to be able to get out of the drivers door YOU have to park over the line. on returning to your car the first one has gone and to everyone about its YOU that cant park :mad: :)

 

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:D:D I totally agree Chesters, as I think happened in the photo.

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Sorry corydoras,but electric they aren't.

They are powered by a 3-cylinder petrol suprex turbo engine of 698 cc with charge cooling,which produces either 50bhp or 61bhp.

Ah well one lives and learns. I had always thought they were electric.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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