I'm getting Nervous Now.......

[Guest sslatter]

A mate of mine thought he'd be clever, and flew to Thailand to have it done "on the cheap". Result? He came back as a "ladyboy"!

 

This is a true story.

[John Ellison]

When I went for mine, I was 'laid out' awaiting whatever was coming next, when the lady assisting the specialist, began to plaster my sensitive area with iodine or whatever, when I was transfixed by her beautiful eyes. I thought "I know her" It was only one of my regular passengers on the 110 bus.

If ever she got on the bus afterwards, I'd say to my mates, "see that lady there, I let her play with my whatsit's once

Then about five years ago, I was having tests for a urinary tract infection, and the specialist inserted a very nasty piece of pipe up my whatsit.

"Are you alright" said he. "Fine said I, at least I don't know you". So I'm sat waiting for the verdict when someone else of the 110 bus came in with the laundry anyone else as lucky as me?

[Paul_D]

Well you're the lucky ones. My 'joining instructions' tell me that I have to report at the hospital with an already shaven scrotum I had to ring the hospital last night for my pre med and asked the nurse if it was really necessary, she told me that I'd be in agony when removing the dressings a couple of days later if I didn't. My Missus won't entertain giving me a No.3 (on my head I might add ) so this little bombshell might be interesting, and I really don't fancy weilding my Gillette myself..!!

 

P.S. I also have to bring along a pair of Jim Jams and a Dressing Gown and as I don't own any of said articles I guess it's going to be Man at George tomorrow for me.

[ayjay]

You're getting nervous?

 

I've had my legs tightly crossed and my hand firmly in my pocket since I read your news.

 

Good Luck.

 

So how long before you can,.. eerrrm, you know?

[nigelnibbles]

I had mine done years ago, mind you I took the cowards way out and was put out under a general anaestetic, dont know what your worried about, it'll be a snip,

[nursejudy]

Hint Hint,

soak the dressing off in the bath or shower just DONOT use shower gell of bath foam

good luck

judy

[*Ant*]

Heard a story once about some geeza who went in for the snip. When he came around he was greeted by an apologetic surgeon. Unfortunatly a mix up had occured and the surgeon had performed a full sex change op and removed the lot.

Through wailing and tears the geeza remarked how he would never again get an erection, the surgeon quickly quipped..........of course you will, it just won't be yours.

[Guest sslatter]

Another mate of mine went in to have it done, but the surgeon made a mistake, and stitched up the tubes the wrong way round. Now my mate never knows if he's coming or going.

 

[ 16. July 2003, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Graham X ]

[poledark]

Had mine done many many years ago when they only had chloroform and whisky,,,,

 

My wife reckons it is the best thing I ever did for her

 

Den

[ayjay]

Graham X:

. Now my mate never knows if he's coming or going.

...a bit like the Jewish Gypsy who didn't know if they were Carmen or Cohen