Limericks ( I think that is how one spells it)

[MrWiggly]

There's more ..

 

Young Thor the god of thunder

Sat upon his Filly

"I'm Thor" he cried

The horse replied

"Then use a thaddle thilly !!"

[Fishy Dom]

There was a young lady from Meeling,

Who had a terible feeling,

She laid on her back,

And opened her cr**k,

and pi$$ed all over the celling

[John S]

There was a young man from Gwent,

who's ***** was permanently bent.

To save him the trouble,

he put it in double.

And instead of ****ing, he went!

[Nugg]

A bit crude all this, but here goes.

 

There was a young man called Crocket,

who went to the moon in a rocket,

the rocket went bang,

his b**ls went clang,

and he found his **ck in his pocket.

 

There was a young lady from Durber,

she said no man could curb her,

but a man from Khartoom,

knocked the top off her womb,

with his fifteen inch kidney disturber.

[Peter]

The limericks an art form complex

whose contents run chiefly to sex

its famous for virgins

and masculine urgins

and vulgar erotic effects

[Newt]

Peter - excellent.

[Chris Plumb]

Peter - best one yet!!!

 

 

Chris

[Alan Stubbs]

A lesbian lass from Khartoum

once invited a queer to her room.

As she turned out the light,

she said 'Let's get this right -

Just who does what and to whom?'

 

 

A hoary old monk from north china

Once thought there was nothing diviner

than to sit in his cell

and let his mind dwell

on the thoughts of a virgin vagina

[MrWiggly]

A young mounted Copper

With a very big chopper

Thought he was the pride of the force

Till one day from the crowd

A voice shouted loud

"Just look at that C**t on that horse !"

 

I'll get me coat ...

[Vagabond]

There was a young lady from Exeter

So pretty that men craned their necks at her

And one was so brave

As to get out and wave

The distinguishing mark of his sex at her

 

 

There was a young girl whose frigidity

Approached cataleptic rigidity

Till you gave her a drink

Then she quickly would sink

To a state of complaisant liquidity

 

Rosalinda, a pretty young lass

Had a truly magnificent ass

Not rounded and pink,

As you possibly think

It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass

 

 

A comely young widow called Ransom

Was ravished six times in a hansom.

When she cried out for more,

A voice from the floor

Said, "Ma'am, the name's Simpson, not Samson"

 

[ 25. March 2003, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Vagabond ]