HAVE A LAUGH

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A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at a coffee shop:

"My arms have gotten so weak
I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
   
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad;
I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time,
my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
   
"What?  Speak up!  What? 
I can't hear you," said one elderly lady!
   
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one,
to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
   
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
   
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.
   
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"
winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.
   
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully...
"Thank goodness we can all still drive."

 

Edited June 1, 2022 by Bobj

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Chubby Brown (the Ribald Comic) was playing at Corpus Christie Club in Leeds.

There was a Life size effigy of Jesus on the Cross  in the concert room.

"I see you got the C*** who robbed the Bandit". (Fruit Machine)

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Edited July 13, 2022 by Huge_Vitae

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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

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