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Got my 19 year old son to help me with the lawns today.

 

Do you want to know the trick?

 

Might just work with Newt, you never know................

 

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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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You told him that if he didn't cut the lawn, you'd bury him under it?

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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you superglued his hands to the mower....and then said "might as well make yourself useful whilst waiting for the ambulance"

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AKA Nurse Jugsy ( especially for newt)

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Got my 19 year old son to help me with the lawns today.

 

Do you want to know the trick?

 

Might just work with Newt, you never know................

 

DSCI0008.jpg

 

 

you put a carton of beer at the other end of the garden

my mind not only wanders-- sometimes it leaves completely.

 

 

Updated 7/3/09

http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

 

 

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If you do not do it you go on a drinking challenge with Snatcher :headhurt::headhurt::headhurt::headhurt:

 

:drunk::drunk::drunk:

 

 

Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend

HERE

 

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Me when I had hair

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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