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I heard this reported as "news" on the TV the other day, and it appealed to my, apparently, non-existant sense of humour:

 

The Americans are so concerned about illegal immigration that they plan to build a 700 mile long fence along their southern border-

 

 

just as soon as they can find 3000 underpaid Mexicans to build it :)

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

 

 

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That's the trouble with PC humour. Once you stop taking the p1ss out of people, it's not funny.

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That's the trouble with PC humour. Once you stop taking the p1ss out of people, it's not funny.

 

 

Err, I was actually taking the pi55 out of the Americans :) so I would hardly call it PC, or don't their feelings count?

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

 

 

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity

 

 

 

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Err, I was actually taking the pi55 out of the Americans :) so I would hardly call it PC, or don't their feelings count?

I thought I could hear bacon frying. Now I realise it must have been the sound of thighs being slapped in the distance.

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I heard this reported as "news" on the TV the other day, and it appealed to my, apparently, non-existant sense of humour:

 

The Americans are so concerned about illegal immigration that they plan to build a 700 mile long fence along their southern border-

just as soon as they can find 3000 underpaid Mexicans to build it :)

plenty in mexico so they can build it from their side

:D

a bit of advertising and thousands of immegrant mexicans in america can do the other side and be sent through the last gap to inspect that the other side is ok (no nasty sticky out nails etc) or to collect their pay ;)

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

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The Americans are so concerned about illegal immigration that they plan to build a 700 mile long fence along their southern border-

Been done before.

Didn't the Italians do that, to keep the jocks out of England a while back???? :yeah::yeah:

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Been done before.

Didn't the Italians do that, to keep the jocks out of England a while back???? :yeah::yeah:

Yes but there was a flaw in the plan, Instead of guarding it with troops they should have put in turnstiles with a coin slot, that would have kept them all out :P

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Yes but there was a flaw in the plan, Instead of guarding it with troops they should have put in turnstiles with a coin slot, that would have kept them all out :P

 

Och aye the noo. ;);)

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