elton sets new record at wingham

[****glyn****]

after a lot of discusion between terry and me (wingham baillifs ) . we have decided that elton now holds the new record for the amount ot tackle one person takes fishing .

 

the tractor and trailor we used to take him to his swim has now been put on sick leave untill the springs recover

 

catch ya later glyn

[Dick Dastardly]

Nice one Glyn!! I thought with our trailer me and Andrew would have held that "record" at least!!

 

That was very cruel though as I was all set to give my congratulations on a new PB for Elton!!

[Newt]

I think he did set a new PB for 'weight of mud clinging to me boots'.

[Vagabond]

To how many ghillies does a tractor and trailer equate ?

 

Presumably the ladies record is held by "Jan of the two ghillies",

 

Chevin's once-stated ambition was to go fishing accompanied by eight such attendants - four to carry his gear and four to carry him in a Sedan chair.

[Leon Roskilly]

after a lot of discusion between terry and me (wingham baillifs ) . we have decided that elton now holds the new record for the amount ot tackle one person takes fishing .

 

 

Your making it up Glyn!

 

 

Elton doesn't own any tackle, he borrows it off of other people when he turns up.

[Meatballs]

I note you don't mention anything about how the session went. Do I take it that nothing was caught or is the jibe at Elton a bit of jealousy because he caught and you didn't?

[Elton]

LOL I wish. I blanked in style and got caked in mud for my efforts

 

It was lucky that Terry was there with the tractor, as I don't have a barrow and you couldn't drive round the lake.

 

I don't know what I'd have done if Glyn hadn't been there to take the pee as we loaded. Still, I suspect he was relieved that it took the focus away from his Barbie-wagon

[gozzer]

When I first read the title, (and knowing Eltons reputation) I thought it was going to be about eating beefburgers.

 

 

John.

[Si...]

When I first read the title, (and knowing Eltons reputation) I thought it was going to be about eating beefburgers.

 

 

John.

 

 

I didn`t expect burgers, I was expecting cows

[****glyn****]

elton there is nowt wrong with the barbie wagon (suzuki jeep with soft top for those who dont know )

 

it only cost £100 and and drives round the lake in the mud unlike your van full up with food

 

catch ya later

Edited March 2, 2007 by ****glyn****