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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

 

Here is your dose of humor...

 

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

 

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

 

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

So:-

 

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

 

A = snickle

B = doombah

C = goober

D = cheesey

E = crusty

F = greasy

G = dumbo

H = farcus

I = Dorky

J = doofus

K = funky

L = boobie

M = sleezy

N = sloopy O = fluffy

P = stinky

Q = slimy

R = dorfus

S = snooty

T = tootsie

U = dipsy

V = sneezy

W = liver

X = skippy

Y = dinky

Z = zippy

 

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

 

A = dippin

B = feather

C = batty

D = burger

E = chicken

F = barffy

G = lizard

H = waffle

I = farkle

J = monkey

K = flippin

L = fricken

M = bubble

N = rhino

O = potty

P = hamster

Q = buckle

R = gizzard

S = lickin

T = snickle

U = chuckle

V = pickle

W = Hubble

X = dingle

Y = gorilla

Z = girdle

 

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

 

A = butt

B = boob

C = face

D = nose

E = hump

F = breath

G = pants

H = shorts

I = lips

J = honker

K = head

L = tush

M = chunks

N = dunkin

O = brains

P = biscuits

Q = toes

R = doodle

S = fanny

T = sniffer

U = sprinkles

V = frack

W = squirt

X = humperdinck

Y = hiney

Z = juice

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As it says in the title I am now Sloopy burgerbutt

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Chris Goddard Member

Chris Goddard

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Say hello to "Dorfus Pottynose!!!!

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Greetings from a very dignified Liver Dippinlips

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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You think you lot got it bad, say hello to......

 

Booby Pottysquirt

 

 

:blink::bicycle::g::doh:

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Farcus Chucklebreath.... :blink:

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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