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LONDON BOMB 'NOT SCARY ENOUGH', BROWN TELLS MI5

 

PRIME Minister Gordon Brown has dismissed the latest London bomb scare as "feeble" and "unlikely to frighten the public".

 

Brown compared MI5 to the cast of 'Police Academy'

Mr Brown is understood to be disappointed with MI5's effort, describing it as "half-arsed and transparent".

 

A source close to Brown said: "The PM wanted to start things off by scaring the absolute, holy **** out of people.

 

"A badly driven Merc with a couple of gas bottles in the back does not cut the mustard.

 

"We asked for Arabic literature on the passenger seat, a map of Whitehall with big red crosses on it and a huge controlled explosion on live television. Someone will be getting their backside felt for this."

 

The source added: "We're trying to introduce ID cards, imprisonment without trial and swingeing restrictions on freedom of speech.

 

"We wouldn't be able to force through new parking regulations on the back of this pile of arse."

 

Police say they are looking for "a man" in connection with the incident in London's Haymarket.

 

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Our investigations are currently centred on a man. If you see a man you should react with complete terror and run screaming into the nearest busy shop or pub."

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the 2 men have now been charged.....not for terrorism but for smoking in a public place.

Police have named one of the men as Singemehed Inajeep

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

Stuff work go fishing.

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For Sale

 

Jeep Cherokee

 

has over heating problems

contact I. Ramadoorin for more info

Don't spose you will get much a responce from mr ramadoorin after he had that nasty copper pinnin him down, big bully. :)

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Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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LONDON BOMB 'NOT SCARY ENOUGH', BROWN TELLS MI5

 

PRIME Minister Gordon Brown has dismissed the latest London bomb scare as "feeble" and "unlikely to frighten the public".

 

Brown compared MI5 to the cast of 'Police Academy'

Mr Brown is understood to be disappointed with MI5's effort, describing it as "half-arsed and transparent".

 

A source close to Brown said: "The PM wanted to start things off by scaring the absolute, holy **** out of people.

 

"A badly driven Merc with a couple of gas bottles in the back does not cut the mustard.

 

"We asked for Arabic literature on the passenger seat, a map of Whitehall with big red crosses on it and a huge controlled explosion on live television. Someone will be getting their backside felt for this."

 

The source added: "We're trying to introduce ID cards, imprisonment without trial and swingeing restrictions on freedom of speech.

 

"We wouldn't be able to force through new parking regulations on the back of this pile of arse."

 

Police say they are looking for "a man" in connection with the incident in London's Haymarket.

 

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Our investigations are currently centred on a man. If you see a man you should react with complete terror and run screaming into the nearest busy shop or pub."

 

but put your fag out first (cigarette not homosexual friend Newt ;) )

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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but put your fag out first (cigarette not homosexual friend Newt ;) )

 

Whew!! Thanks chesters1. I have heard of putting the dog out or the cat out but never a partner or friend regardless of their gender orientation.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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Norrie Member

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For Sale

 

Jeep Cherokee

 

has over heating problems

contact I. Ramadoorin for more info

 

 

News just in, The name of the driver is ..

 

 

Singe Majeep......

 

 

 

It was at first thought that it was Richard Hammond, late for his flight ....:):)

In sleep every dog dreams of food,and I, a fisherman,dream of fish..

Theocritis..

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