MONKEYS

[tugmistress]

nice one westie

would you check up on the uses of champanzee males for baiting please while you are there?

[Westie]

Not too good apparently, but the footnotes did say that they are easily trained to perform routine and mundane jobs - so perhaps the way to go is to train your simian friend to cut/mash up all the 5 day old mackers for your chum?

 

For those beach dwellers amongst us, why freeze your fingers off baiting up at this time of year, when your furry and dextrous simian friend would be glad of the task. Ragworm on a circle hook - no problem!

 

:cool:

[Jaffa]

But what would small children be for if you had a monkey to do it?

[MJB]

Ask Micheal Jackson!

[MJB]

Alledgedly!

[Jaffa]

Sorry if i caused any offence with the use of the word monkey rather than simian friend

[Jaffa]

Moonwalking surface popper? would that work as well?

[tugmistress]

bennyTHEBASS:

THE way i see it (a lot of you)not the real anglers of course, could not catch a cold. coz you like talkin crap... if you talkin crap u not on the beach/rock catchin fish!!!Take the p**s if you like but when did YOU last catch a personal best?????????????EH??          

i don't know about anyone else on here, but personally, i find this insulting and ignorant. what is it with the language and short hand? getting stressed benny? Regarding the 'personal best', each time I go out I have a 'personal best', which is the best time I am having that day. Recreational Angling is not a competition unless you physically enter one.

[jim doyle]

oh dear there was me thinking that someone had found a use for allof my old carp fishing monkey climbers!! If you want to toss insults about be prepared for the flack, to me the whole idea of joining this sight is about the whole angling experence, chat ,ideas and anything else that comes to mind.

[101_North]

Maybe Benny has a point?

 

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