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You maybe right ,i was shipwrecked at benbridge once and we had a walk round ,not a soul about but did spot twitching curtains ,i guess not dragging knuckles and only having 5 toes warned the occupants mainlanders were about but it was daylight i guess.

We escaped on the following tide but as we sailed to the mainland i am sure i spotted red eyes and there were certainly lit torches and pitchforks on the foreshore ,i still have nightmares now how close i was to being snu-snu'd to death after being caught ,heres the camera footage of the event ,watch if your stomach is hard enough

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Well JohnS, your post got me thinking (at THIS point Gozzer, you need to stop and think, 'do I really really need to post') now we both have dogs, when I take my dogs for a walk after a fresh snow f

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Didn't Homer have one doing his work for him at home, got to get one now John and perhaps have a taste of the blue stuff since Homer seems to enjoy it and my kids say I am very similar!

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OK, as per HVs suggestion, I thought long and hard before deciding to post on this thread.   Firstly, although I acknowledge the undoubted expertise both HV and chesters have in all matters urine, a

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Well my drinking bird arrived and is functioning fine ,now to find a minto wheel for the same price

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Well my drinking bird arrived and is functioning fine ,now to find a minto wheel for the same price

 

There are hundreds of 'drinking birds' in Leeds on a Friday and Saturday night, but there ability to function properly diminishes as the night goes on.

 

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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Titter ,mine keeos its mouth and legs shut though

Well it was working but the mrs dunked its head in the glass so we have to wait until its equilibrium comes back

 

 

It lives!

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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