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Can't see you being guilty of anything, Get your own solicitor and tell them about your loss of earnings trying to sort this out, throw a bit of worry and sleepless night in too. Sounds like a scam to me. Are the solicitors listed in the yellow pages etc.

Feel free to bid on either of my two spare ones on ebay over the next few days. No way I'm giving them away when I can get £30 + for them both. On a more serious note..... Try writing (not email) to the companies that make them, i.e. Mamas & Papas You'll probably find they're only too pleased to help. You could even ask for their rejects. Good luck.

I respect your opinion but it's how I was raised and I personally think I've turned out ok. Afterall, I'm probably one of few people that still says please and thank you and opens doors for my elders etc.

I think that smacking a child between the ages of 4 to 10 or there abouts provides good discipline, but only on the grounds of serious misbehaviour. Basically, after a few times, the sight of the cane or the slipper coming off should be enough to make them stop. From 10 years+ kids should have priveliges taken away from them instead but the parents should stick to the rules. That's where mine went wrong. If I was grounded for a week I'd be let off after a day. I think I tried all the tricks in the book regarding 'getting away with it' and probably did most of the time. My kids better think twice when trying to pull the wool over my eyes. Afterall, you can't kid a kidder!!!

Trojan Condoms Ad. I can imagine families with young kids going bright red when that comes one.

Hate public transport, school kids messing around, drunks, litter, chewing gum, halitosis, blah, blah, blah. Just one big Germ Fest!!!

Check the best prices in your area. http://www.aapetrolbusters.com

'Don't cry' reminds me of my first girlfriend dumping me. I told her that I'm going to be a tree in my next life 'cause I'm always getting p?ssed on by dogs!

I totally agree with you Elton. Just one little needle in the leg. Takes some sweet and a favourite teddy. My little lad had his MMR jab today (Thursday). No problems at all. Side affects can be anything from swolen neck to a rash similar to measles. Lots of pro's though and unreliable cons. Keep the calpol etc. at the ready as the little one might be a bit grumpy for a few days. Also, check temp each day for extra peace of mind.

Possible job for Chris Goddard. I've got a mate who wants his old gas fire replacing with his new one. Just the fire. Not the surround etc. Please quote price. In the Liverpool area. [ 02. June 2004, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: bitsbobs ]

Does your new mum knit nicer sweaters? [ 02. June 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: bitsbobs ]

Sounds like a quote fron 'Withnail & I'

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Killing a magpie for pleasure is disgusting. Surely you could just scare it off. Try nailing a few cats to the fences or trees surrounding your property. This should keep the magpies away.

The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally feels the need to exercise the right wrist,and this was one of these occasions. So he thought of Sister Kylie.... Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air. "Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church." "This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life." So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million quid. The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost you?" "Two million quid" replied the Pope. "TWO MILLION QUID ?? " said the housekeeper, "They must have seen you coming."

If you goto doodie.com there's loads of 'em!

Have been with most but keep going back to Virgin. If you are unsure which one best suits you try this link: http://www.uswitch.com/

Nice knife but wouldn't you prefer one of these? http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0...html?txtmsg.org

Now then, shall I be a good boy and let the bidders know. Or should I wait until the sh?t hits the fan so we can all have a good laugh

What goes click, click, click, 'Have I got it yet?' Steview Wonder with a rubiks cube.

Honeysuckle is looking very healthy. I cut mine right back last year so It's not flowers yet. Hopfully soon!

Let's hope they don't do a bait check. Keep it up your jumper!