Chris Goddard

Barry , sorry I have NOT been around and just tio say IF you still have machine my wife Andrea I'm SURE would let me pay yo for it for xmas she is the original seamstress!! Chris

Are otters naturalised, Yes then I'm OK with them. Are Cormorants naturalised? (on the rivers ,lakes INLAND WATERS??) I rest the case!!

Laugh??? LIKE A BLOODY DRAIN IT DOES!!! Because with DO-GOODERS like you It makes not an A'porth of difference to me. Why?? Because I'll be dead and cremated by such time and there will be NOT a bloddy thing that they (Or people LIKE you will be able do 'owt about it!!) And again I'll be dead!! SO NO I will not be laughing but will remain taking the **** out of everyone and everything I wish to and enjoy it while I am STILL able. Answer your reply does it? PS THAT was your feelings on the subject and these are mine as you are entitled to think as YOU do as I am I allowed to think as I do as long as I do NOT displease the majority and you are NOT the majority as yet!

There will ALWAYS be a special place in my heart for people like Newt and Jan, a place NORMALLY reserved from Family alone. But this pair have been MORE like Family to me that SOME of my own family. And seeing Pictures like yours above Severus brings to me HOW Jan should be remembered! With a BIG grin on here face and at LEAST a brace of decent fish!! She was loveliness herself when she had to be and was VERY much of a self preservationist as well if need reared it's UGLY head. She was the swapper of some AMAZING recipes. She was EVERY BODIES Grandma (Well almost??) She will be VERY sadly missed by all on here and many others ALL over the world because of the way she was made!! She exuded kindness. NOT at all un-helped at all BY her ever-loving Partner Newt!!Together they were invincible and as God joined them together (As the saying goes) let NO MAN put asunder! Love and god bless you Jan, Missed you will always be. But lost?? Never while there are people who know you. P.S. Had a word with Dad and left your picture on the screen so he recognises you!! AND given him the word about looking after you till Newt gets to see her again. So all will be well! God Bless Jan. P.P.S. had to revisit this even after so long it seems since Newt emailed me and told me I have not been "Myself" and don't think I ever will be. A bit like losing your MUM this one?

S'cuse me for being thick (WHICH I AM!!) My copy of Windows 7 came with BOTH versions of the programme?? I run Win7 Ultimate, OK BUT I also got my self a Win7 Ultimate as well??? Mine is a French Copy of disk but wouldn't have thought it made any difference?? Would have thought you would get win7 32 bit and 64 Bit too?? In ANY set of O/S??

NOW that one works so EASY even EASY for me!!! Thanks!!

The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now." The other mother replies, "Yes, I remember him as a baby." The first mother says, "He's a martyr now." "Oh... That's so sad, my dear." Then the first mother flips to another picture." And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." The first mother sighs, "He's also a martyr." "Oh gracious me!!" says the second mother. And this .... this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18 this year." "Why... yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school!" "He's also a martyr." the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes fill with tears. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says: You READY for this?? You WILL like it! "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Page has gone, BUT if it's the same one we had even HERE in France. I reckon someone will be on them!!!

ALWAYS the one to disprove a rule eh Janet?? But not ALL Lancastrians are as good as you love!! (Says he living in France?)

Incidentally Elton if you want to sell the scanner I need one (Making it NOT so bad ould ask my mate to get me one in the UK next week??

And NEVER mind dragging US into it!!! Scotland have enough of there OWN criminals to deal with before slinging mud that will stick at anyone else!!

The self same REASON I and millions of us wouldn't bother mate. As the saying goes "if the hat fits"............

Be QUICK then as your DAYS could be numbered!! BUT just in case we are letting you know early!!! http://www.out-law.com/en/articles/2011/no...iminal-offence/

Thanks for that! I find it now by searching?? BUT even though I ticked it following your instruction Newt (Sorry Guys but I sorta TRUST Newt!) And I still cannot see it??

Well done matey!! Takes a good one to do that!

Gas safe??? DON'T make me laugh!!!! I was a gas fitter and did ALL the correct checks and even though I say it myself my Gas Fitting was 99% (Only GOD is (1005 and I never pretend to be him!) Reported a fitter for leaving a leak which was classed as "Immediately Dangerous" result?? I fixed the dangerously open leak on a LEAD pipe and it cost me £150 into the bargain!! HIM?? CORGI did not even check the bloody job itself! The ONLY thing BG would do on 111999 was turn off the bloody supply!!! Complete waste of effing time!!! (Sounds like we had the same bloke and his brother working for us there eh Barry??)

How guys and gals do I run the supposedly easy task of RUN from the start menu please?? I am running win7 Ultimate and as easy as I find this to run there are certain STUPID things in it which do NOT exist and who's solutions escape both myself and seemingly THOUSANDS of other users??!! I have tried Googling the answer and all I get back is something akin to TOTAL and UTTER drivel! PLEASE can anyone help??

Thanks Elton! BUT as usual entries are aske4d from FROM anywhere in the UK!!!

I'll ask my YOUNG fixer of laptops and similar if he knows anything for you and if it's a simple repair I let you know.

Shame he was head of a company which made such cheaply put together (BLOODY expensive!!) piles of crap!!! I-Pod batteries!! I-Screen letting out light all around the screens!! The I-Phones!! NEED I SAY MORE???? And others!! And SO bloody expensive The Computers is what he should have stuck at, they were now and always will be brilliant I think! But a VERY clever man yes no doubt about that!

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TWO sides to EVERY story!!! Or has that never entered your head??

What you NEED is a "Pressure Reducing Valve" This REDUCES the pressure at the point if delivery as opposed to reducing the FLOW at point of delivery. You are STILL getting the same pressure you see so that is what you need to reduce the pressure! NOT stop taps turned down a bit!!

I am and do consider my self an imigrant, 100% I do. Yet I still get BLOODY upset when some silly bitch at the treasury tells me I have had umpteen invoices for a bill** I don't owe and besides anything else I should learn to speak French as she is not about to learn another language just to help me out!!! Only thing was of course I COULD Understand what she was saying!! Just as I was so bloody angry and worked up I couldn't think of what I would really have liked to say!! I managed a few odd choice words and a LOT in English WHICH SHE DID UNDERSTAND!!! And sorry but at the end of the day it is because of stupid bloody ignorant bastards my Dads mated gave up there lives fro fighting against someone who would give this lot nothing but **** well and truly!! Racist?? I sometimes wish I was! **The bill was NOT mine, was addressed to someone living ten doors away and who's name was NOT Goddard. Meanwhile I had already paid MY OWN bill from some 12 months previously as I left the Hospital And for once I had kept the invoice!! And guess who will in future keep them all?

Lets have a size Chesters1 please. OR what machine is it? I have just bought 23 the other day! And 5 are working!! Along with 15 single ovens of which 5 need new doors!! You know, the one which say in BIG LETTERS "Do NOT lift this oven by the handle!!! SO I just have to swap the duff oven doors with good ones where the oven itself is duff ans steam clean it and replace it!! But may have a motor to fit?