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Now that's what I call a result Norrie Congratulations on your happy news (both). My best wishes go to you and all your family.

I'm afraid that if that was me,we wouldn't need an outboard.I could have just stuck my a**e in the water and hey presto, mach 9!

Roger's Profanisauras is my bible

Seamus goes for a job on a building site. The foreman says "Can you make tea"? Seamus replies "Yes". The foreman then asks "Can you drive a forklift"? Seamus replies "How big's the tea pot"!

Howdy Phil,and welcome to the mad house! Better dust them rods off and get out there soon.

What's a "washing machine"? Is it another name for the wife?

Try Rivercall 09066 197 733. Updated daily,hope this helps.

Oh my God

My personal favourites are the eye drops. They make you look hard!

Jim Stafford, Spiders and Snakes. On the day I was born, The nurses all gathered round, And they gazed in wide wonder, At the joy they had found, The head nurse spoke up, She said leave this one alone, She could tell right away.......

Shirley Crabtree = Big Daddy

John, Not easy to answer this one,as different swims can demand different approaches.You have to take into consideration things like depth and size of fish etc. You would be as well going to your local library and seeking out a copy of either Bob Nudd's or Tom Pickering's books on pole fishing.Failing that,then I suggest you have a walk round your local water and watch anglers in action.If you approach them quietly and ask them for info,most,if not all,will be only too happy to help you.

Hand bags

Not forgetting Zigzig Sputnik!

Proclaimers

Bring it on! Lots of lovely rain

Fantastic photos of two fine fish Gray. Welcome back,you've been missed!

It would help us if you were a bit more specific as to which river you mean. By the way,welcome to Anglersnet!

Mmmmmmmmmm adult volleyball!!!

I use any of the Richworth powdered dyes and they do the job.Have also used food colourings from supermarkets,but these tend to wash off after a time in the water.

They are called "sour bran specials",and are a top hook bait for skimmers and bream. Sorry I can't give you any more info,save to say that from what I can recall,you don't get too many for your efforts,but they are only really intended as hook baits. I also remember that some anglers did use urine instead of milk!

You sick little puppy!

They are fishable on a day ticket,which you can obtain from Glassbrooks tackle shop in Radcliffe. This is also a good place to enquire about baits and methods. I have not fished them for a few years now,but they are all very reliable for a few fish,with the exception of the large deep one which can be good in winter.