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all i will say is that she is so ugly his eyesight must be on the way out i meen come on man shes a BOULDER EATER

1.25 pence per gallon inc vat i use kerosene 1999 2.0L astra 16 valve turbo diesel approx 54 mpg [ 22. March 2005, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]

happy dude my niece had msn on her pc it took 7 hours to get rid of 6 viruses + a truck load of spyware , i have since removed any access to msn changed her account to limited passworded just about everything on her pc that can be passworded ,the only administrator is her dad that was 10 weeks back she moans about not being able to use msn like her friends, 5 of wich now have pc's with problems i have refused to fix them there parents say its not therefault that they got virus on there pc's 1 offerd me £50.00 to get rid of the viruses i said not unless they dump msn messenger , i told them that the ere pc's antivirus & firewalls where not updated enough they won't take my advice so let them got to a pc repair shop who will charge a minimum of £75.00 to clean there systems with no gaurantee that they will not get reinfected.

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up? The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her. The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

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Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop he brought to his military base. FEMALE REPORTER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys while they're visiting your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, and shooting. FEMALE REPORTER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: Not at all, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE REPORTER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: No we are very safety conscious and will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE REPORTER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Friendship among men is different from that among women, here is an example: After being out all night a wife gets home in the morning and her husband asks, "Where were you last night?" "Oh! I spent the night with my girlfriend". The husband gets the names of 10 of his wife's best friends and calls them. All ten say that she did not spend the night with them. The following night the husband stays out the whole night and when he gets home the following morning his wife asks, "Where were you last night?" He said that he spent the night at his friend's place. The wife gets the name of 10 of her husband's best friends and calls them. Seven say that he indeed spent the night there, and three said that he was still there sleeping and they didn't want to wake him for the phone 'cause he went to bed late

it could have been a CHOUGH follow this link http://www.cornwall.gov.uk/Environment/wil...ough/chough.htm

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the Nun once again said "Very good", and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Nun fainted. [ 03. March 2005, 10:23 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]

Dale the fish was not a record as such but it was a personal best it was tagged and released , the wight was a geusstamate by the bout skipper who to rough mesurements although i have cought other large fish this was by far the best adrenalin rush i have ever expeareanced evil looking eyes ..

porbeagle 325 lbs off the cornish coast 1988 [ 01. March 2005, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]

sanctuary would you've been willing to remove the hook ? baring in mind the fish was as big as the boat and very aggressive!

A only safe answer.

tonka

that particular fish was killed because no one on the 20 foot boat would volenteer to remove the hook incase they might have cut there finger on the whites teeth. the local priest came down to the harbour to bless the boat & skipper. dont know exactly why..

i'am interested depending on date and work comitments (live in livinston westlothian)

bunmouth is ok ,if you get time goto coldingham bay good rock fishing at bothends of bay small bay to right of main bay as you look seaward short hilly coastal walk to get there watch out for divers very popular area for them from st abbs head to eyemouth good veriety of fish inc blue shark in summer if wether hot enough.some freshwater trout fishingin coldingham loch. good luck pete..

hi just a quickie try the shark fishing around lanzarote my mate coucht this one october 1998 the boat in the background was the one he cought it from,

BMW says it all. i would'nt take one for free

yo: wordbender i met her in harrods shes an arrogent biatch & stuck up with it aswell thinks because shes go £££££ shes better than the rest of us her so called body guards a as hard as tick turds. he's a bit better at least he say hi when you meet him in the lift he never bothered me for my autograph.

i would get by on a 6 pack all year with the wife , i would need a gross 144 to get by with my bit on the side

cats make great shark bait .

never mind the wollies better bring snow chains for the car & snow shoes for yourself just came down from the isle of skye about a 4>5 hour trip normaly it took me 9 hours due to snow worst about tarbet area ..

or you can always rightclick the attachment and select OPEN there will be a dialogue box will ask do you want to open this file , so either click open or cancel.. [ 22. February 2005, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]

First Single WIZZARD Ball Park Incedent 1972 First Album AC/DC Let There Be Rock 1977 both still as good ia'm just an oldish rocker at heart