Scapanapper

Try this....... Actually its butler but i sneezed. I've probably spelt that wrong too Actually it's butler but I sneezed.I've probably spelt that wrong too. Pedantically yours Scapa

Shouldn't that be double T :confused:

That's shocking!!

I note the guy's name is David Dickinson. I that where he got his catch phrase, "Cheap as (cow) chips" ?

Does it have legs?

Speaking for my self after 9:30 I usually am

Hey I'm Gonorrhea I always thought that was a Portuguese holiday resort?? Congratulations, you're gonorrhea! Yeah, that's right. You're a sexually transmitted disease. And it gets worse: you're curable. But fret not, my fine infectious friend; you have a fine array of symptoms associated with you that would make even rabies flinch. Women suffer bleeding during vaginal intercourse, a burning sensation when they pee, and a delightful womanly discharge that comes in yellow muck or blood flavours. Men get to have a whole lot of pus coming from their penis. What's more, you can be passed to babies as they're being born, and cause them to go blind! That's how cool you are! If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you make men ooze with the following fine graphic:

I see you included the obligatory spelling mistake. Two in fact!

Judy, So glad you've had some good news. You are always so cheerful, positive and caring about everyone else that most of us didn't know that you were going through such a crisis. Best wishes Scapa (Martyn)

Small Tortoise Shell butterfly. They often over winter as described. I suspect this one has been attracted to the pattern on your wallpaper mistaking it for a mate!!!

Me too a bobbing bobcat what ever one of those is?? Meow Scapa

Scapanapper's law of child assistance. A child's willingness to help is inversely proportional to his effectiveness

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Snatcher A very good instruction on lure making. Nice of you to get your dad to model the finished item Cheers Scapa

Nice pictures Paula. Interesting to note that the some of the rafts have capsized, I wonder if that happened on launching or during the tow. Cheers Scapa

By Socksy's definition of active I guess I just about qualify. BTW what has happened to Apache and Eddy (long polish name)?. Haven't seen them for a long while. Cheers Scapa

Hi Paula I was on watch yesterday and heard the Coastguard talking to the Hamnavoe. Then later heard the lifeboat brining the tow into Scrabster. Looking forward to seeing your photo's. Cheers Scapa

No need to apologise Newt. This is a forum of open debate, ain't it? [ 13. January 2005, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Scapanapper ]

Apart from the sale figures of newspapers!

I disagree Newt. Ignoring those with evil intent allows them to have influence on the rest of society. The far right in Britain rely on being thought of as idiots to cover their insidious plans and lies. The Harry Windsor case just spotlights the situation in Britain where certain individuals are given such a high profile purely on their family background. As Tom Payne wrote in the Rights of Man " Having a hereditery leader is like having a hereditary mathematician". A big influence I believe in the history of your country. Cheers Scapa

It's a pity that the media don't pay as much attention to those that sport Nazi paraphenalia in the street and MEAN it.

Chesters! What are you doing voting for anything after all you've said demon

Chesters, how do you shut the door of the microwave with the burglar's hands in it? My microwave won't work unless the door is properly secured. Perhaps you can remove the hands first 'a la' Sharia law?

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Do you think you should be able to use unreasonable force such as shooting a couple of kids pinching apples from your garden or to beat in the skull of an intruder who has already been subdued. The whole point is the word reasonable, this could mean a raised voice to shout at the kid climbing your fence or kicking a ball against your garage door or to stab to death someone who is in the process of a violent attack on you or a member of your family. We always hear of folk who are going to tear off heads etc etc. Who do you think these intruders are? some kind of dwarf or cardboard cut out? Don't risk your self for property which can be easily replaced.Remember this could be a 17 stone brute spaced out on crack or whatever. Just make sure you help the police in the evidence gathering process. Reasonable force is the crux of the matter not some gung ho vote chasing Tory shoot the scrumpers ploy. Go on make my day Scapa