favourite quote!

[little onions]

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

 

I know John Lennon included it in 'Beautiful Boy' but can't remember the author.

[n4lly]

"Before you criticize some one,

walk a mile in their shoes.

That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes too."

 

 

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of

cake.

 

 

The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.

[jim doyle]

a bottle of wines only as good as the company its drunk with. my dad

[chesters1]

if chesters1 comments arnt considered correct now ...they soon will be

beer glasses are for amateurs ,drunks have them permanently

 

[ 26. January 2005, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[spodrokit]

You're a good kid on the bike, but you have to get off to ring the bell...the old dear who used to live next door.

It's like pushing string...

[Peter Waller]

In Norfolk we have a folk hero called Aunt Agatha. The following are ascribed to her:-

 

Don't feel sorry for yourself, feel sorry for those who live with you.

 

Its good to change your mind now and again, it keeps it clean.

 

If a woman wants to be on her own, she only has to start washing up.

 

You can always tell a Norfolk man, but you can't tell him much.

 

If people think that you are a fool, keep your mouth shut, then they won't know.

 

Some men get what they deserve, others remain single.

 

There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

[ridgeacre]

A wise man learns by a fools mistakes,a fool by his own.

 

My old mans favourite

[Nugg]

Hang the expense, throw the cat another goldfish.

[bluezulu]

Nugg:

Hang the expense, throw the cat another goldfish.

[young fishin neep]

blondes have more fun.......but brunetts remember it the next day