Favourite Chat up Lines

[Slashley]

I would just like to say that this is not one that I have ever used. In fact, don't know if I have ever used one. Female friends have told me "just to be myself". I sometimes feel that is when the problems begin.

Anyway here goes: "You may not be the best looking girl around, but beauty is only a light switch away".

[DJMCJERICO]

lol slashley

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"Fancey getting horizontal"

 

"Heres 10p, ring your mum and tell her you won't be home"

 

"Your eyes are like a bag of spanners, they make my nuts tight"

 

Not that i ever used them, i'm happily under the thumb

[Guest Ferret1959]

I like.

 

 

Him.Fancy a shag?

Her. NO!

Him. Lay down while I have one then.

[Slack lines]

HERE are a few that might come in handy, Blue passed the link onto me

[Paul Boote]

But do be aware of the all-time killer female put-down:

 

"Very kind of you, but I was looking for someone rather higher up the foodchain."

[five bellies]

You dont sweat much for a fat bird do ya!

[zenith10]

get your bag, you've pulled

you must be a traffic warden because you've got fine writing all over you

[Guest sandpipper]

Best one i heard was on tv a few years ago a lad said to this girl.....I cant afford to take you out so can i take you from behind instead.

[UJ Supanova]

Excuse me, please don't cross your legs like that

 

why?

 

you could be squashing my supper

 

 

bit rude i know!

[Snatcher]

Well will post this as it was said when I was as rampant young Snatcher, to those of youse remember this post before , the quote was "can you do me"!!!!

Best nnot post this cos I wos ???? 14ish and she was 12/13 ish

oh dear I amp1ssed again

 

Before I get mo9derated