Favourite Chat up Lines

[DonRamos]

You may of had a thread like this before but I just heard a cracking chat up line and was wondering whether any of you had any good ones to share.

 

Here goes

 

"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your Bedrock"

[argyll]

You need to see this one, its visual, but its a favourite.

 

He 'Let me get you out of those wet clothes'

 

She 'My clothes aren't wet'

 

He Licks his finger, runs it down her

blouse and says 'They are now'

 

[ 26. August 2005, 08:44 PM: Message edited by: argyll ]

[Emz]

lol

 

I vividly remember...

 

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

 

Quite clean to the rest tho

[Alan Fawcett]

can't use my fave cos its a bit rude

 

some of the ones we used on the fairs tho are

 

"do you wanna meet me bed?"

 

 

to any girl who was with an ugly fella

 

"what were you drinking the night you met him darling cos the effect hasn't worn off yet"

[jedibond]

Man: You must be tired

 

Woman: Why ?

 

Man: Because you've been running through my mind all night

[Guest PhilB]

How about; "Do you fancy going halfers on a bairn?"

[Excalibur]

To a well endowed lady:

" Do you sleep on your front? And if you don't can I ? "

[Newt]

Put a pen and a £50 note in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the fifty and the pen. Rip the £50 in half and write your number on one half and give it to the target. Then say, "call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money", and walk away.

 

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He says: Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

 

She says: So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

 

[ 26. August 2005, 11:58 PM: Message edited by: Newt ]

[Alan Fawcett]

the one Dian doesn't like me using is "do you wanna be the next ex-Mrs Fawcett"

[Westie]

Is that a ladder in your tights, or the stairway to heaven?

 

Tried once - big slap. :confused: