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Your Favorite Limerick?


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Most limericks are not suitable for this forum, so you can forget about anything containing the word "Nantucket". :P Still, some are OK.

 

Here's mine:

 

There was a young lady from Exeter,

So pretty that men craned their necks at her,

One was even so brave,

As to take out and wave,

The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

Be good and you will be lonely.
~ Mark Twain

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An old South African one, something like:

There was a young lady from Umkomaas,

Who went in the water up to her knees,

(you have to wait for the tide to come in for it to rhyme!)

 

[ 21. May 2004, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: kleinboet ]

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fishing is nature's medical prescription

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Here I sit, all broken-hearted,

Came to sh-t, but only f--ted,

Wasted a dime, oh, what the hell!

At least I can sit, and enjoy the smell.

:rolleyes:

Be good and you will be lonely.
~ Mark Twain

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Mary had a rusty bike,

the brakes would grind and shunt.

And every time the wheels went round,

the spokes went up her.......

 

[ 25. May 2004, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: *Anthony* ]

 

 

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

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Old mother Hubberd

went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor doggie a bone.

When she got there

the cupboard was bare

So the dog give her a bone of his own.

 

 

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

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