viz letters..

[awaaar]

yeah come on Elton....

 

it wasn't pouring a kettle of boiling water dpown a childs throat to stop them choaking on ice cubes

was it?

 

Or maybe saving money by not buying expensive ribbed condoms, by putting frozen peas inside a normal one?

[Zigs]

we left little johnny, aged 3, at home with a jigsaw. when we came back, he'd cut all his fingers off

[Elton]

It was to do with taxi drivers and indicators

[Elton]

I've still got ther original round here somewhere, but can't lay my hands on it. It was:

 

"Taxi drivers - why not pop into your local garage and ask them to fix your indicator lights for you, so that everyone else knows where the f*** you're going?"

[chesters1]

its lost the edge now its on sale in smiths when i read it it could only be bought from shady "comic" sellers

top tips roll me up some are very funny indeed

 

[ 24. December 2004, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[Snatcher]

Used to get the annual bought every Xmas,Dogs ********,The big hard one etc etc. Have they stopped selling them or is wor lass having an affair?

[awaaar]

"Taxi drivers - why not pop into your local garage and ask them to fix your indicator lights for you, so that everyone else knows where the f*** you're going?"

 

no way - I remember reading that!

 

priceless! santa

[phil dean]

the4 classic "celebraty Sh*t in a bucket - always gets me smiling" though the definition of "vinagar strokes" in the profanasauras still has me choking with laughter.

[Ken L]

The profanisaurus is class.

"Tromboning" was the one that had me spraying my coffee.

It also has some great phrases to drop into a general conversation. "I'll spank you like a ginger stepchild" was always my mates favorite....

[butiaboy]

because people in these countries drink any type of water even after they have tiddled in it but in the uk your water is treated to remove all the nasties thats why you water costs as much as that

 

[ 31. December 2004, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: butiaboy ]