Caption Competition

[Hereford_angler]

1) Man with red and blue jacket says: "Do you get that nice Welsh man with the waders?"

 

2) "Its taken 2 hours to get these things on and now i notice ive got them on the wrong legs!"

[Steve Randles]

Attempt No2

 

"Now where do I put my Snorkel?"

[fisherman]

1) Darrel saying " I have heard of fish net stockings but this is ridiculous"

 

2)Darrel asking Gray, " could you take a quick look round the back and see if my seams are straight"?

 

Dave

[dibbly88]

SHOULDN'T OF HAD THAT QUICK HALF NOW I'M LEGLESS.

[Nutter]

Darrel obviously didn't read the rules fo the "Welly-wanging" competition......the wellies are supposed to be empty.

Nutter.

[singy]

Darrel still hadn't quite got the shoplifting method sussed.

[singy]

Quick, pass me the butter

[John Ellison]

1. They are nice, but I still prefer the stilletto heels.

[Tim A]

Elton:

Firstly, the prize:

 

 

1 large bag Whizzo CSL & GLM Golden Carp Method Bag Up, 1 bag Whizzo 6mm Panda slow sinking pellets, 1 bag Whizzo 3mm Panda slow sinking pellets, 4 bags Whizzo cupping corn.

 

Folks, I can only run competitions if I get prizes from people like Whizzo. Companies will only supply prizes if it's worth their while. The email address for Whizzo is <a href="mailto:Whizzokev@aol.com" target="_blank">Whizzokev@aol.com</a> - if you want to know more about the Whizzo range, or where your nearest stockist is, please contact them. Your support is appreciated.

 

Onto the competition.

 

Rules

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This is for fun - the judge's decision is final. Quite who the judge is depends on the size of anyone with a grievance....if you're a big bloke with attitude, it's Gaffer

 

This is a family forum - keep it clean. Subtlety stands a better chance of winning, anyway...

 

Competition closes on Friday 26th July.

 

A maximum of two entries per person.

 

Now, onto the photograph.....

 

Darrell is captured in action here, hastily pulling on a pair of waders at the NEC. Don't let the fact that he's from Wales influence your thinking

 

Thanks to Steve for the photo.

 

Good luck,

 

Elton

[Tim A]

Tim A:

Tim A:

Firstly, the prize:

 

 

1 large bag Whizzo CSL & GLM Golden Carp Method Bag Up, 1 bag Whizzo 6mm Panda slow sinking pellets, 1 bag Whizzo 3mm Panda slow sinking pellets, 4 bags Whizzo cupping corn.

 

Folks, I can only run competitions if I get prizes from people like Whizzo. Companies will only supply prizes if it's worth their while. The email address for Whizzo is <a href="mailto:Whizzokev@aol.com" target="_blank">Whizzokev@aol.com</a> - if you want to know more about the Whizzo range, or where your nearest stockist is, please contact them. Your support is appreciated.

 

Onto the competition.

 

Rules

-----

 

This is for fun - the judge's decision is final. Quite who the judge is depends on the size of anyone with a grievance....if you're a big bloke with attitude, it's Gaffer

 

This is a family forum - keep it clean. Subtlety stands a better chance of winning, anyway...

 

Competition closes on Friday 26th July.

 

A maximum of two entries per person.

 

Now, onto the photograph.....

 

Darrell is captured in action here, hastily pulling on a pair of waders at the NEC. Don't let the fact that he's from Wales influence your thinking

 

Thanks to Steve for the photo.

 

Good luck,

 

Elton

No.1 Caption. I think I will take these in a ladies size 12 and I would also like a "cat o nine tails" hand cuffs and a black leather bra. I think I am a B cup.

No.2 Caption. I take these in black oh and do you have anything similar in crouchless?