Free Competition

[Elton]

First, the prize - 3 tubs of Whizzo Dye-Hard, 1 bag of Whizzo CSL & GLM Carp Soup, 1 bag of Whizzo Expanda Pellets and 1 bag of Whizzo Carp & Coarse pellets...all pictured below:

 

 

Details of the new Dye-Hard products can be found at http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/news/articles/157.html - I would be grateful if you could take time to have a look and contact Whizzo if they are of interest.

 

The Rules

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- Maximum of two entries per person.

- All entries to be added to this thread by the end of Sunday, 8th December.

- Our descision is final.

- No correspondence will be entered into.

- This is a family forum, so please keep it suitable for all.

 

The Competition

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Christmas is fast approaching and you're in charge of creating the new Anglers' Net Christmas Card. You've managed to get a great picture of Santa fishing from a snow covered bank for the cover, so now you just need the little rhyhme for the centre (center for our US visitors ). What's the best fishing related rhyme that you can come up with...

[greg long]

ONe word is as good as ten, Whizzo away, Amen.

[Alan Fawcett]

(said to the tune of good king wencas)

 

Good king Elton last looked out at the feet of Steven

 

Santa sat upon the bank with his ba......erm feet afreezing.

 

[ 04. December 2002, 12:51 AM: Message edited by: ALAN FAWCETT ]

[will this name be ok]

Jungle bells jungle bells

there goes the bait alarm

i told you ledgering riendeer

woulndn't do them any harm

 

or

good old santa last looked out

into the icy river

wondering what bait to use

he tossed in one of the reindeer

 

I love christmas honest

 

[ 04. December 2002, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: will this name be ok ]

[phil dean]

In the deap mid winter, boiles are quite dull

but a trotted lob worm will make your keep net full

careful groundbait works a charm

wo.o.orks a... charm

In the deap mid winter you can keep your bite alarms

[singy]

There once was an old man from Lapland

Sat with his rod in his hand

Rudolf played with his flies

And Blitzen exagerated his size

And the elves said your tackle is grand

[phil dean]

When the Deliveries are over

When all the presents have been sent

Santa finds his Christmas day

Is best sat by a lake!

[CARPBOB3]

Rudolf say's to Santa....... Listen Fella im not being funny ... but as you only work one day of the year why the hell do i have to come fishing with you in the middle of winter.... my bloody antlers are freezing and my baubles are dropping off. :confused:

[Gray-Catchpole]

A short time ago, in angling times

a young man got to thinking

i will create an angling site

for folks to come and meet in.

 

so Elton got his three wise men

Ian, Roe and gaffer

later came a new man john s,

because he was so dapper.

 

Ians time was short with Elton

but he did say a nice goodbye

a night time man was needed

and Newton was that guy.

 

about this time things got bad

people out of order

so Elton in his wisdom

bore himself a daughter

 

non fishing chat was its name

it was to be the new mesiah

a place to go when you need to throw

your dummie in the fire.

 

fisherking, randles, and the pole

have a little message

a happy christmass to you all

and dont forget the missus.

 

[ 04. December 2002, 09:32 PM: Message edited by: Gray-Catchpole ]

[fisherking]