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She was only an anglers daughter, berbum, berbum,berbum!


Peter Waller

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She was only an anglers daughter, but she knew how handle his tackle. Obvious really!

She was only a carp anglers daughter, but - - - -

She was only a float makers daughter but she knew how to bob up and down.

She was only a pike anglers daughter but - - - - -

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She was only a banker's daughter, but she opened her drawers for cash...

 

She was only a banker's daughter, but when you made a withdrawal she lost interest...

 

She was only an anglers daughter, but she knew how to hook an old trout...

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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She was only the floatmaker's daughter, but she'd always put a rubber on your waggler...

 

She was only the pike fisherman's daughter, but she knew how to get a jack off...

 

She was only the International Shipper's daughter, but she'd seen the Schenker on Danzas...

 

She was only the astronomer's daughter, but she liked to look at Uranus...

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She was only the petrol pump attendant's daughter, but she knew the smell of Benzole...

 

Sorry Elton, I know... NIFOC :D

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