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I would like to thank every body for making me so welcome.

He's asleep on the sofa again. I've tried prising the remote control, ever so gently, from his hands. He said"Nffahh blmp anh".

Can anybody decipher this?

Chesters, are you fluent in this language, given that it's origins are Erse?

I have said in my gentle, matronly, (ta, Jim), voice, " maybe you should go to bed",

He said, "Nrrrghhh", and sent a coded message via another orifice.

C'mon girls.....advice, please. :rolleyes:

Help me unhook these, please.

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"Nffahh blmp anh" - Gimme another beer

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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buy another remote :D

 

[ 28. September 2002, 06:02 AM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

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chesters1:

buy another remote :D

Saw spasor last night, propping up the bar at a Weymouth Quay hostelry and taking some medicinal beverage!

 

Expect a fishing report some time over the weekend, I would think.

 

Jim Roper

 

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[ 28. September 2002, 07:22 AM: Message edited by: Jim Roper ]

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little onions:

Jim started it. Reckon' he has a secret thing about nurses' uniforms. :D

Nothing secret about it, he just loks a bit daft when he's piking in the WW2 army issue one.

 

The one he got from Ann Summers is a bit short for wearing in the winter though so he only uses it during the summer.

TROGG (Alan)

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Originally posted by little onions:

He said"Nffahh blmp anh".

Can anybody decipher this?

 

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I no what it means, 'Nffahh' enough 'blmp' blimin 'anh' cider - thou very slurred. Thou knowing this person you describe, I doubt very much if he's ever had enough, the only way I know to get the b*gger of the sofa and that's to tell him the pub's open. By the time he's walked down the road at 1 - 2am to find it shut (again :D ), hopefully the fresh air might have sobered him up a bit. Or, IF you can get the remote from under his backside, stick the Teletubbies video on full blast volume, plug the ear phones in and wrap around his ears

 

[ 28. September 2002, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: littlefeathers ]

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again! ,your insatiable :(:)

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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