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I was brought up around horses; Knowledge of horses can be a great ice-breaker, the conversation will always come round to riding ;)

You got lucky there or you were clever . Just 13minutes into the watershed or you may have been banned you naughty rascal! :sneaky2:


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You got lucky there or you were clever . Just 13minutes into the watershed or you may have been banned you naughty rascal! :sneaky2:

You started it - everyone knows why women like horse riding - but no-one wants to say it.

 

What I want to know is why have they all got fat arses - the women not the horses.

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It's because they like something big and throbbing between their legs :whistling:

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It's because they like something big and throbbing between their legs :whistling:

And realise that it's often a waste of time expecting that from men!

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It's because they like something big and throbbing between their legs :whistling:

 

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My thread is getting rather 'fruity'?

'What is it about Men who like the thought of women and horses'? :crazy:

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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I don't think their arses get fat they get very firm and muscular.

A good horse barn girl is like a good stamina filly. Always keeps going when the going is rough!


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What is it about women and horses? What's the connection?

they are fillies that need breaking in

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