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Colin Brett

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

 

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

 

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact:

 

"Phyllis, Phyllis."

 

"Is that you, Fred?"

 

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

 

"What's it like?"

 

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, then I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.'

 

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

 

"Not exactly......

 

 

 

I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

 

Colin{:o)

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

 

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

 

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact:

 

"Phyllis, Phyllis."

 

"Is that you, Fred?"

 

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

 

"What's it like?"

 

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, then I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.'

 

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

 

"Not exactly......

I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

 

Colin{:o)

 

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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RNLI Governor

 

World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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