Britain's got talent

[gozzer]

Oh look what happens if I delete a post, and you think the mods are bad............

 

Don't start that again, you really confused at least one member last time.

 

John.

[Huge_Vitae]

Don't start that again, you really confused at least one member last time.

 

John.

'Evening Gozzer, can't see what you are referring to.

 

Is it a 'local' thing?

[gozzer]

'Evening Gozzer, can't see what you are referring to.

 

Is it a 'local' thing?

 

Yup, local to AN.

 

John.

[DavyR]

Mornington Crescent!

[gozzer]

Mornington Crescent!

 

Davy, I'm sorry, I haven't a clue what you mean by that.

 

 

John.

Edited April 17, 2008 by gozzer

[chesters1]

yup britains got talent extracting money so you can vote who stays or leaves or rather lets you think your vote counts

what next a clapometer?

you can calls me a scots git and you would he half true ,english git for the rest ,but all the time its scots not scotch (a drink) git alls well

knowing the difference and calling a scotsman a scots git is praise not predudice.

school days spotty oiks are ok plain old oiks rarely went there ,when i was at secondary school even girls wern't allowed in! spotty or plain ,all went downhill after i left.

and ofcourse mushy peas were invented in the middle ages because norven types didnt have the brains to round up real peas to get them into their mouths and caused the great starvation of 1483 ,jeremiah mush (a southerner) read an artical in the medievel times about a norvener following a pea for 48 miles and saw an opening and mass squashed peas so the poor souls could eat and till the yorkshire tea fields once more.the lancastrians were to stupid to realise mushy peas could be caught and ingested so the lancastrian tea fields died and withered

 

and to get things real gladiators first 8 minutes were not in germania but tilford surrey ,the romans and germans bar the main characters were probably english ,never heard any singing at all! occasionally a war like roar but singing nope! i dont think any boys were chased or abused in the making of those scenes but not 100% sure ,i offered to be chased and for a small fee caught but it was declined

icecream ofcourse was available but at hyped up prices at the local shop when ofcourse it could be bothered to open ,"just one cornetto bring it to me" was sung in my presence mind you but my reply of "Get it your fooking self you have a horse" seemed to calm the singing aspect down and the proposed scene of mr gladiator with one foot on a fallen english german proudly holding a icecream snack above his head in triumph of roman (and their cullinary skills) prowess over the less ice related germanian offal cut from the final film

Edited April 17, 2008 by chesters1

[DavyR]

Davy, I'm sorry, I haven't a clue what you mean by that.

John.

 

Sorry, this thread just reminded me of the game where everyone pretends to know what the rules are (when in fact there aren't any). It just gets more and more complex and surreal, until the "winner" calls out "Mornington Crescent!" for no very good reason (that I've ever been able to see, anyway).

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_%28game%29

 

[gozzer]

Davy, I'm sorry, I haven't a clue what you mean by that.

John.

 

Davy, don't tell me you didn't understand my reply.

 

John.

[DavyR]

Davy, don't tell me you didn't understand my reply.

 

John.

 

[Alan Stubbs]

 

 

To quote the chairman "In Ipswich rules, you're in nidd'

 

I reckon Graham Garden actually has a set of rules but won't divulge them.