steve duffy

Many years ago I played in a group,playing mainly the social club circuit.One night a party of deaf and dumb people were in.They were up on the dance floor without hesitation,enjoying themselves.One of their minders explained to us in the interval that they felt the vibrations through the floor.Seem to remember the bingo took a lot longer that night.

A young widow goes to doc's for an internal. Dr says you are still a virgin, but you have been married and widowed 3 times. How's that. Woman says first husband was an Astronomer and all he did was "look at it" the 2nd was a Psychologist all he did was "talk to it" the 3rd husband was a Stamp collector. God how I miss him.

The term "Oxygen Thief" springs to mind.

Driving up the M6 today,the heavy rain turned to snow around the Alton Towers junction.Luckily it turned back to rain within a few miles.I can't believe the weather forecasters got it right.

A Queen classic. http://www.glumbert.com/media/apeyou

You normally only gut blacklug or suey.They will often gut themselves when you pump them from their burrow.If not just run 2 fingers up the head region of the worm and the guts will pop out.You can keep worms for longer doing this and keeping them wrapped in the fridge.

Now I know there are only about 50 odd million of us living on this tiny plot of gravel,but has anyone really met someone who has fallen for this type of scam.I have'nt myself,but then, we might have our finger on the pulse a bit more up here in the badlands of Liverpool.

Bought the Penn tube from Veals for a trip to Ireland.Cheap as chips,padded lid and tough as old boots.

A few people in work are in for a suprise.

I,ve said this elsewhere on lots of other sites,if everyone refused to get a HIP,what would they do? NOTHING What would they do if everyone refused to pay the fine NOTHING Would they send everyone to our already over crowded jail system? NO Come on people make it fail.

No. There is an article in this months TSF by a chap who salts and freezes white rag.It might work for red rag as well.

Myself,I thought it was garbage,and the two Princes....Eton educated and they could'nt string two words together unless they could read them off a card.Parasites the lot of them.

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas. We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly.......who'd live near Windsor Castle?

Chris,the lot went on ebay for a lot more than expected.

SOLD

All you keen photographers out there take a look in the For Sale section.

My wife is changing to all digital for her photography business and has some kit that she wants to sell.Before it goes on Ebay I thought some keen photograpers may be interested in it. 1/ Nikon F5 body with AF Nikkor 35-80mm lens and cable release------£250. 2/ Nikkor AF 70-300mm lens with lens hood-------£180 3/ Nikkor AF 50mm lens 1:1:4-------£120 4/ Sigma zoom AF 70-210mm lens-------£50 The Nikkor lense's are fetching good money on Ebay at the moment so this would be a chance to grab a bargain. There is a 10% discount for anyone buying the full kit.All items will be posted at cost by preferred method.Send me a PM if interested.Thanks.

Were they Daffadildo's by any chance

The lads I know that have tried them are of the opinion that you would do better with chicken nuggets.They seem to think that they are just mashed up shore crabs held together with some type of jelly or mesh.

After smoking from the age of 12,my Mum had her first heart attack at 54.She stopped smoking that very day.Sadly her second heart attack,a week later killed her stone dead.So,do what ever it takes to make you stop for good.Its never too late.

I do two 12 hour days followed by two 12 hour nights,both 6 till 6.I get home off nights around 6-15am.I have a glass of red wine and go to bed,put in the ear plugs,eye shade on and sleep till I wake,normally about 1-30pm.It does'nt worry me too much if I don't sleep too good off nights as I have 6 days off to recover.

I think it is the same person selling them.The first advert is to push people towards the second.IMHO.

Was rather hoping for a secondhand one.

£18 per 100? Is that for blowlug or suey? Up here in the outback known as Merseyside you can pay£3-50 for 10.So in my eyes £18 for a 100 would be a bargain ( if they were suey) Myself,I get up off my butt and pump my own.

This is a good one as well Elton. http://www.fsa.gov.uk/tables/