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I used to hate filling in the religion part of any form along with others bits. So now instead of filling it in as christian or N/A I enter it as PISCATORIAL PILGRIM.

You would be surprised as to the reactions I sometimes get, it certainly shuts some up as they walk quickly away from you :)

If the hat's missing

I've gone fishing

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John S Member

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I list mine as Jehovah's Bystander - it's similar to a Jehovah's Witness but we don't like to get involved <_<

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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I'd be a Jedi if you got a free light sabre!
No free light sabres. You need to make your own.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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If being Jedi is accepted on these official documents, does it then automatically follow that one is liable for prosiution for making hateful, religious and ethnic comments about the Jedi, would saying 'all Jedi are dirty rotten scoundrels' bring the wrath of the authorities down upon one?

"Some people hear their inner voices with such clarity that they live by what they hear, such people go crazy, but they become legends"
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If being Jedi is accepted on these official documents, does it then automatically follow that one is liable for prosiution for making hateful, religious and ethnic comments about the Jedi, would saying 'all Jedi are dirty rotten scoundrels' bring the wrath of the authorities down upon one?

 

No Emma, it would just mean one had been turned to the dark side.

 

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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"Look!!.....Use The Force!!"

 

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