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Dead folk as dinner guests won't be much company but at least you get larger portions

More Wine too. :D

Regards Tony.

 

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

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"Chesters, your choices made me smile. [smile] But who is Stephen Fry, and why did you select him?"

 

 

i included stephen because of his dry whit and great mastery of words just listening to the conversation between them would enthrall me for hours ,i wouldnt have to say anything

hitler although reviled by most was extremly clever in coming from an unknown in ww1 to leader of germany in ww2 a great feat alone.

the marquis may give a few sex tips ,having sat in the cafe at the base of his now ruined pad makes you wonder just what went on.

 

perhaps all should explain why they chose their dinner guests

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None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

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1. My Dad (He died two years ago)

2. Muddy Waters

3. Jackie Milburn

Tony

 

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

 

 

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The Prohet Mohammed

God (the christian one)

Mother nature

 

There's only one real God and mankind is destoying her bit by bit.

RUDD

 

Different floats for different folks!

 

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I can't choose just three, it's too hard, but here's a couple of trios.

 

Peter Ustinov

Joanna Lumley

Kenneth Williams

 

 

Genghis Khan

Attila the Hun

Napoleon Bonaparte

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Noah, could give me some tips on Yak conversion.

Keith Moon, Get him to teach me paradiddles on the toms.

Halle Berry, for the scintillating conversation .

 

Of course there's:

God, (any one perm from infinity!)

Elvis, (unless he was god?)

Willi E Coyote, (would he now buy off Ebay rather than the ACME catalogue?)

Jealousy: totally irrational anger directed at people who happen to be richer, prettier, thinner, cleverer and more successful than you are.
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