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I'm sure (hope) she does :D

 

Anyway, she really wouldn't want to stand over a hot smokey barbecue for very long - she has more respect for her eyebrows

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Oops! grovel,grovel

just remembered the title of this thread,this was not meant to be a sexisit cartoon.sorry.

 

[ 03. May 2004, 10:18 PM: Message edited by: nursejudy ]

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What a lovely thread this is.

Mr. Onions is in the kitchen cookng me something lovely, the weather has been lovely here, and I have been in the lovely garden all afternoon digging some lovely grass up to make a lovely flower bed, and now my lovely back and lovely legs are aching like a lovely b******d,. Just felt the need to share this information with all my lovely mates on lovely AN.!

Oh Yeah, We nipped in the lovely pub earlier! :D

Help me unhook these, please.

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just remembered the title of this thread,this was not meant to be a sexisit cartoon.sorry.

not sexist,very astute :D not only breaking dishes gets you out of washing up but puting red socks in with her undies also ensures your not asked to do the clothes washing you can reasure your good helpfull selfs by volenteering to do the washing on odd occasions over the years if she tells you not to put red things in ....try black

and to prove i`m not being sexist my mrs (yes a woman) does both without the nasty stares at me afterwards ,it then ofcourse is "accidental" and not a pre thought out ploy :D

 

[ 03. May 2004, 11:39 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

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