One angry man :)

[poledark]

I pinched this from MKF site (the poster pinched it from another site) mostly of interest to the carpers on here, bt will get more views on here

 

Posted - 16 Feb 2010 : 16:19:52 This was pulled from another forum..... do you think the guy still fishes? he really does have some issues and some of it is quite funny.

 

What's going on with carp fishing these days? - carp fishing is just properly gash.

 

I mean really gash.

 

Carp fishing generally.

 

I hate nearly everything about it....

 

I hate the circuit waters and the myth that they are exciting. Big Jimmy catching the same old 40lb simmo isn't exciting.

 

It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

 

I hate the fact that youngsters today think they are going to be the next Terry hearn. They arent!! Leaving school with no social skills or qualifications and timing it out at places Terry has conquered is NOTHING SPECIAL. GET A JOB!

 

Its no more skill full than playing a round of golf when you can play the same shot over and over again, until you get it right, and then claiming to have won the open.

 

I hate spliffs, spliff smokers and drugs. ****ing retards.

 

I hate the terms 'going for a social' and 'had a social'. You're fishing! For a social go to the pub you 'social' misfits!

 

I hate that most carp anglers want everything for nothing! 'Hi can I be a field tester for your bait company?' - No you can't, your 15, have caught 3 doubles and know nothing!! I really hate that!

 

I hate Martin Fords stupid ****ing face.

 

I hate Scott Maslen.

 

I hate Eastenders.

 

I hate Jim Shelly being the best angler in the country when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

 

I hate pierced eye brows.

 

I hate people saying 'woi oi' and 'geez'. You soulless clones.

 

I hate folded reel handles?? Why, why do you fold your reel handles? Why?

 

I hate SS3000s. They are crap.

 

I hate Kevin Nash. And Nash Bait. Kevin has caught 30 uk 40s, but 28 of them are from his garden stock pond.

 

I hate the fact that Carp World is re-hashing the same **** it was 20 years ago!

 

I hate the mangrove, birth grove and raduta.

 

I am bored of Martin Clarke, Jim Gibbinson and Mike Kavanah. I hate being bored.

 

I hate Bob James.

 

I hate Bob James a lot for that matter.

 

I hate Passion for Angling.

 

I hate foreign imports. I hate people that argue that they should be here. I hate waters that hold them. I hate the fact that carp die moving them.

 

I hate that photos of products are on every page in every magazine. I know what a hook looks like, and what pva is!

 

I hate Kevin Maddocks for pretending the hair rig was his and Lenny Middletons idea. It was Lennys. I hate withy pool. I hate ringstead. I hate carp fever.

 

I hate Rob Hales. And telly Tubbies. I hate La La the most.

 

I hate Des Taylor.

 

I hate stupid beards.

 

I hate any advert that portrays winter fishing to be anything other than cold, wet and boring.

 

I hate people pretending they like winter fishing! No you don't! Its ****!

 

I hate Nick Helleur and the fact that he makes a living from fishing.

 

I hate Martin Clarke and I hate he says Carps. I hate that I also used to say carps.

 

I hate the BCAC's

 

I hate the BCSG.

 

I hate that Cliff Fox earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

 

I hate that John Terry gets his tackle free from Fox. I hate John Terry, Wayne Bridge and Ashley Cole.

 

I hate punishers standing in you swim when you are casting out. **** off and stop ****ing lingering.

 

I hate hearing about fish dying. They died 10 years ago! Move on or write a poem!

 

I hate pavotts mill.

 

I hate rod pods.

 

I hate grown men wearing realtree at a carp show on a saturday and thinking they look "cool". Normal people think you are odd! I think you are ****ing stupid!

 

I hate Jan porter

 

I hate Jan porters car more!

 

I hate that I don't hate Terry Hearn.

 

I hate any angler who has knuckle tattoos.

 

I hate anglers saying they can't go fishing because their missus won't let them. Gaylords.

 

I hate Darenth and anyone whos ever fished there since it was leisure sport.

 

I hate Paul selman though and he fished it when it was leisure sport.

 

I hate carp books. I hate strictly carp the most. Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

 

Just to clarify I hate the word 'carps'.

 

Oh I hate carp fishing

[Dick Dastardly]

Well I must admit that I can relate to most of that!

[Tigger]

Well I must admit that I can relate to most of that!

 

Yeah me to, but I could add a lot more hates to that list

[Guerilla]

Well I personally like rod pods on hard, gravel banks and I must be a gaylord as my 'missus' won't let me out all that often but otherwise it's pretty accurate, eh!

[lozza]

Makes some fair points but who uses the word gaylord anymore i thought everybody hated otters and polish people? and i have learnt to taske the missis fishing with me not the best solution but stops the ear ach.

[ayjay]

I do wish people wouldn't sit on the fence.

[Worms]

Oh, by the way Den, it wasn't me.......I've got a beard

 

do you think the guy still fishes?

Probably but, at a guess, not for carps!

Edited August 15, 2010 by Worms

[chavender]

I was there ,standing shoulder to shoulder with him ,punching the air and poking atmosphere ,right up to where he said he hates beards ,what a Tosser ,i mean who in there right mind hates beards ,everyone knows all th best anglers sport beards .

[Janet]

everyone knows all the best anglers sport beards .

 

Yes, and they also seem to use them to store their spare bait!

 

I've yet to meet a bearded angler that didn't look as though there was something nesting in there...

 

Janet

[Worms]

Yes, and they also seem to use them to store their spare bait!

 

I've yet to meet a bearded angler that didn't look as though there was something nesting in there...

 

Janet

That's probably because there was something nesting in there........and feeding on the spare bait/lunch