Favourite quotes

[chrislee342]

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans

 

~ John Lennon

[Steve Burke]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

[corydoras]

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."

 

Thomas Paine, The age of Reason.

[chrislee342]

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.....and try to find somone whos life has given them vodka, and have a party.

 

Ron White - Comedian

[chrislee342]

A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on.

 

Winston Churchill

[Worms]

"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend because inside of a dog it's too dark to read"

 

Groucho Marx

[Newt]

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.

 

Unknown computer programmer

[greg long]

If your dog thinks you are the best. Don't ask for a second opinion.

[Sportsman]

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

 

John Churton Collins

[corydoras]

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.

 

Unknown computer programmer

I like that one too Newt.