Notable Quotes

[chesters1]

i bow to your superior knowledge

i just wish i had a few chat up lines like winnie

[poledark]

I thought of a REALLY good one the other day.....................trouble is I can't remember what it was

 

Den

[nigelnibbles]

"Where the f*** did that arrow come from" - King Harold, hastings, 1066

[Jim Roper]

chesters1:

i liked the Fields one.

Lady "your drunk"

Fields "and your ugly ,but in the morning i will be sober"

or words to that effect ,correct as necessarry

I thought that was Winston Churchill and Bessie Braddock.

 

"Well,he would say that wouldn't he?"

 

Mandy Rice-Davies about, I think, Lord Astor.

 

[ 20. November 2003, 10:58 PM: Message edited by: Jim Roper ]

[Salar]

nigelnibbles:

"Where the f*** did that arrow come from" - King Harold, hastings, 1066

Not true. It was "Put than bow and arrow down, you'll have someone's eye out in a minute"....

[Newt]

nigelnibbles:

"Where the f*** did that arrow come from" - King Harold, hastings, 1066

That one may have been General Custer at Little Big Horn. No survivors so hard to say.

[Guest sslatter]

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it.."

Yogi Berra.

 

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't like to paint it.."

Stephen Wright.

 

"You know that look that women get when they want sex? Me neither.."

Steve Martin.

 

[ 21. November 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Graham X ]

[MrWiggly]

"I may be gone for some time ..."

 

Captain Oats.

[corydoras]

chesters1:

i liked the Fields one.

Lady "your drunk"

Fields "and your ugly ,but in the morning i will be sober"

or words to that effect ,correct as necessarry

Actually that was our own Churchill to Lady Astor.

[Twin]

Die my dear doctor, that is the last thing I will do.

 

Lord Palmeston on his death bed 1854