Man bites man in footy fiasco

[robtherake]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22250458

 

Not the first time he's done it either. He has a nasty pair of gnashers on him, too.

[chesters1]

Its an offence of actual bodily harm take him to court like anyone else then deport him ,simple

[Steve Walker]

Presumably he only resorted to biting after he had tried stamping his feet, pulling Ivanovic's hair and threatening to scratch his eyes out.

[Puzzled]

What a plonker!

He'll get away with it (as the Liverpool chairman has already pretty much confirmed) because:

a - he scores a lot of goals

b - his contract means that he's an extremely highly paid player that scores a lot of goals

c - Liverpool are too scared to get rid of their best forward who, incidentally, scores a lot of goals.

d - he's already well on the way to being a multi-millionaire who was lucky enough to find professional football clubs willing enough to allow him to score a lot of goals.

In any other professional occupation he'd be down the job centre by now and having to answer a charge of ABH.

Because of all the above, he is apparently exempt from the laws that deter the majority of the population behaving like the over-paid yob that is Luis Suarez.

It's unacceptable and he should not be allowed to earn so much from a profession that he clearly has no respect for.

[ayjay]

Shamelessly nicked from another site - (and it's not even that funny really) - and you need to have some knowledge of football players(names).

 

 

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[robtherake]

Very clever. The Sam Allardyce/ Ham Saladyce is the best .

[Dave H]

Presumably he only resorted to biting after he had tried stamping his feet, pulling Ivanovic's hair and threatening to scratch his eyes out.

Did he not say to the ref 'He did it first'

[Steve Walker]

Probably, "he started it"

[Worms]

But only because the other guy's Dad is bigger than his Dad................

[snakey1]

Total fruit loop should be banned for life