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Nope and cos you've been nasty to me i'm not stopping off so you can say Hi......sod yah :P

 

 

As for two pints....you forgot to mention it was two pints of the gods drink.....Glenmorangie.

 

Oh and i don't carbonize ex-burgers.........the BBQ does it for me ;)

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You folks are awesome.

 

We only have X-men and X-rays and those sorts of boring things.

 

The idea of X-burgers is seriously exciting.

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The idea of X-burgers is seriously exciting.

 

I think they're a bit like fortune cookies, except that, instead of a slip of paper, you can expect to find anything from half a mouse to a human finger. :)

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If X-rated in the UK means a film, book, comment that is sexual, explicit, raw, and often not worth wasting time on, the meaning is the same.

 

We have a movie rating system that tags a movie as

G = general audiences so no bad language, no violence, no sex, no fun (usually)

PG = parental guidance so there is a tiny smidge of one or more of the above.

R = restricted so no persons under a certain age unless they are in the company of a parent or legal guardian. Could possibly be due to excess violence but more often, foul language or so-called "soft porn" content

X = no one under a certain age (21 most places I think) will be admitted. Almost always from content that includes very graphic sex scenes.

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Ah, I see - the UK scrapped its U, A, and X certificate system in favour of 12, 15 and 18 age limitations some years ago. Getting in underage now wouldn't have the same frisson as it did with "X" films.... :blink:

 

Think we might still have PG though...I don't go to the cinema very often. :)

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The idea of X-burgers is seriously exciting.

 

Pity Alan isn't going to be there, you'd have loved his x-burgers (especially if you like a stomach-pump for dessert :D ).

 

Only kidding (obviously). Alan, your burgers and unidentifiable chicken things were really tasty :thumbs:;)

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DavyR I believe the British Film Classifications are now U, PG, 12A, 15, 18 and R18

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can anyone afford to go to the pictures now

 

daughter went last week with some mates and it cost me £7.00 bloody rip off

 

last time i went it cost 75p but that was to see Deathrace 2000

no it wasnt black and white

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DavyR I believe the British Film Classifications are now U, PG, 12A, 15, 18 and R18

 

Thanks, Orca - I said I didn't go very often and I'm obviously even more out of date than I thought! :)

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