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"Spanners, Screwdrivers and Wrenches", by Allan Key.

 

 

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"Fitted Carpets", by Walter Wall.

 

 

 

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"Tea and Cookies", by Duncan A Biscuit.

 

 

 

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"Great Rock Songs of the 60s", by Barnaby Wilde.

 

 

 

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"Big Cheeses of the Mafia", by Mas Capone.

 

 

 

 

 

Opening Other People's Doors", by Mikey Fitz-Yorlock.

 

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"High Explosives", by Dina Mite.

 

 

 

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"Anti biotics", by Penny Cilin.

 

 

 

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"Gambing in Las Vegas", by Cassie Knows.

 

 

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"Falls Mostly On The Plain", by Lorraine N. Spain.

 

 

 

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The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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pub singing by carrie oakie

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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Sliding Down The Bannister by R.S. Tornaway

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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DIY Yellow Snow Writing by I.P. Freely

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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Dung in the road by G.G. Dunnit.

 

The runny nose by Ivor Greensleeve

"The early bird catch's the worm.............................................................................but the second mouse gets the cheese"

"Amatuers built the ark...........................................................................................................proffessionals built the titanic"

 

"All mushrooms are edible..........................................................................................................................some only once"

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