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The one about the Nigerian Astronaught stuck on a secret Russian Space Station?

 

I think it's plausible, being lost in space, maybe someone might make a tv series about it.

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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It's a pity those Nigerian scammers weren't hit by that cyber attack, would have been poetic justice :D

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Theres lots of scammers getting owned on youtube

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Well, I responded to three letters from Nigeria offering to make me a millionaire and two of them turned out to be scams.

Disgraceful.

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

 

 

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity

 

 

 

http://www.safetypublishing.co.uk/
http://www.safetypublishing.ie/

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I know the perfect way for you all to protect yourselves from a (sometimes) exasperated moderator. All you have to do is send £1,000 in a plain envelope....

 

IM me for the address :hypocrite:

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Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Whats an IM?

PS if i sent a plain envelope you wouldnt get it ,you mean a discrete brown envelope you know the ones that used to come from holland with hot spanky mags inside (now readily available at the miss typed search on google!)

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Whats an IM?

PS if i sent a plain envelope you wouldnt get it ,you mean a discrete brown envelope you know the ones that used to come from holland with hot spanky mags inside (now readily available at the miss typed search on google!)

Instant Message

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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What's a 'hot spanky mag'?

 

Cory, your post reminded me of an old Army Joke.

 

Two soldiers in the barbers getting their hair cut, first barber finishes the General's hair, picks up the spray bottle and asks if the General would like some spray.

 

General Replies "Certainly not, my wife will think I've been in a brothel."

 

Just then the second barber finishes the Corporal's hair, picks up the bottle and asks if the Corporal would like some spray.

 

Corporal replies "Spray away, my wife doesn't know what a brothel smells like!"

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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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We had a brown envelope one day in the post and opened it to find a magazine called hot spanky in it !!

Lots of naked women in various poses but the theme was they were being spanked most dressed as schoolgirls but unlike any i had been to school with!!

On investigation the envelope had come from holland (this was the days before porn was readily available and nudie mags were generally just naked girls by themselves) and adressed to the old guy next door .

We taped it up and discreetly popped it through his letterbox after dark

I find it strange top shelf porn mags still exist but i guess some people are not pc literate but not finding it is much harder than getting it to your taste but i guess dropping your tablet on the bathroom floor in the vinegar strokes could be expensive and noisy.

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Yesterday, had a scammer from 'Telstra' saying that I was being hacked and he was trying to get me to go to Woolworth's to buy a $500 itune gift card. I was polite and put the phone down :hypocrite:

 

 

https://www.scamwatch.gov.au/news/dont-gift-a-scammer-itunes-cards

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Cheers, Bobj.

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