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Not only was he Monorchic he also had a B0ll0ck missing! ;)

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Someone once said to me "Dont worry It could be worse." So I didn't, and It was!

 

 

 

 

انا آكل كل الفطائر

 

I made a vow today, to never again argue with an Idiot they have more expieriance at it than I so I always seem to lose!

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His brother was diorchic but one was very small.

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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i heard it was bitten off by a goat but the somme looks better ,obviously he missed his foot then :D

balls arn't always good this fluffy animals brother had a couple and is now a pie (actually probably several million seeing as its gravy not meat in most pies now),shes destined for a long life the farmer treats them like pets ,her grt grt grt? grannie died at 18 a couple of years ago (well it didnt actually "die" that rarely happens in farming)

 

its grannie (out of shot) was looking expectant for a slice of bread i generally give them when they are down this end of the field ,they also know what lawnmowers are and visit the gardens their being used in ,saves filling the composter to the brim in the summer ;)

the farmers has a herd of them but the siblings and down the line are kept in one field the rest down the far end of the village ,they are descendants of his first cow he bred (the 18 year old one) so get preferential treatment to the rest

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

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Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

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no probably sainsburies basics :D :D

its nice to see the old brand cows far to many are black and white ,dexters and herefords are very laid back (except with dogs when they have cow-lets) even the bulls are cool so long as you dont bend down when their doing their "work" :D

cows can jump ,we used to frighten the one eyed hereford bull an old farmer used to loan to service his cows ,coming up on its blind side could get all four feet at least a foot of the ground :D it used to give you a cows version of :rolleyes: and graze again

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Indeed they can jump - and make some other interesting moves as well.

 

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" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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I remember watching that on your TV Newt...frightening power of those beasts.

 

 

Any body else remember the old song ?

 

Hitler has only got one ball,

Goering has two, but very small,

Himmler is very similar,

and poor old Goebbals has no balls at all.

 

Den

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Any body else remember the old song ?

 

Hitler has only got one ball,

Goering has two, but very small,

Himmler is very similar,

and poor old Goebbals has no balls at all.

 

 

Ah yes,

Sung to the tune of "Colonel Bogey"

I knew a slightly different version that scanned to that tune .

 

"Hitler has only got one ball

and that one, is extremely small.

Himmler, has something sim'lar,

and Goebbals has no balls at all."

 

a good marching tune, and insults re enemy leaders is always good for morale.

 

 

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World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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