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A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter.

 

"Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing for the big day?"

 

Santa Claus sighs. (He's really let himself go. The red suit's got lard and chilli sauce and bits of lettuce all over it. His apron's in a mess and he just looks fed up and like he doesn't want to be serving up kebabs for a living).

 

"Well," Santa says at last, "the business has gone belly up, what with the recession and the credit crunch, the toy industry took a beating. I had to lay off some of the elves, make cut backs in quality and we just lost our competitive edge, plus we wound up the delivery side and subcontracted out to UPS. But... it didn't help. The receivers came in, asset-stripped the business and we went into liquidation."

 

"Gee," the guy says. "I'm really sorry; it kind of takes the tradition out of Christmas in a way."

 

"Yeah," says Santa Claus and manages a wan smile. "Well enough of me and my woes. What can I get you?"

 

The guy says, "I'll have a large Donner."

 

"Sorry," says Santa. "We're all out of Donner.......Will Blitzen do instead?"

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Snatcher Member

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:bigemo_harabe_net-163: :bigemo_harabe_net-163: :bigemo_harabe_net-163:

 

I never seen it coming either ;)

 

 

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:lol: :lol:

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

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he he he he, excellent ! :bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163:

Ian

 

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Brilliant! :clap2::clap2::clap2:

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Very very funny :)

 

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"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

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